Insanity

[Snake_byte]

I turn into anthrax and whirl around you in the wind making you fatally sick before *poof* I'm back to normal.

[joo]

*Mimicks Snake_byte's "poof" ability, magically making himself well but also turning into a poof himself; buggers Snake_byte to death with his new poof powers.*

[Snake_byte]

Pulls out a dustbuster and vaccuums Joo's poof smoke to death...

[joo]

*Grabs the vacuum cleaner from Snake_byte and roars while bashing it repeatedly on Snake_byte's head with poignant machismo.*

[Snake_byte]

Removes Joos head and shoves it up his butt.

[joo]

*Crawls up his own alimentary canal, then out of his throat and affixes himself back upon his neck, then stamps his left foot on the ground causing a heavy trumpet to fall on Snake_byte from the sky.*

[Snake_byte]

I grow into a giant and catch the trumpet. I blow a note in it that sends Joo flying into oblivion.

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[joo]

*Flies into obvlion in a curved path, eventually coming back in the same direction and smashing into Snake_byte*

[Snake_byte]

Tears a tree off it's roots and bats Joo like a base ball

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[joo]

*Summons a parliament of owls to attack Snake_byte and escapes in the confusion.*

[Snake_byte]

Calls his pet dragon, Spit lizard, which incinerates all the owls. Notices Joo is no where to be seen...

(not sure what's goin on... )

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