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Stupid super-powers

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:03 am
by ezz
Stupid inventions are great so how about some stupid special abilities, I got the idea from Cheezits's Jedi Cow-pushing invention, which is more of a super-power. This reminded me of tom greens X-ray cat with the power to see through wooden doors.

Thats all I got,
any more anyone?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:37 am
by Tiamo
The power to remove dead bodies from a vehicle without even touching them.

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:56 am
by tiddy ogg
Yeah... the power to collect all the material for a cottage with your bare hands, then carry it miles to another location before assembling it using only a hammer.

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:59 pm
by joo
The power to count to infinity.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:04 am
by HoH
The ability to levitate birds.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:08 am
by joo
The ability to digest oxygen.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:21 am
by HoH
The ability to walk halfway through a brick wall.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:50 am
by trexdino
I ability to breathe underwater, but when the ability also makes yuo deathly scared of fish and water!

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:13 am
by Sunni Daez
The ability to make Cantr minutes run backward.. adding to, rather than subracting from!

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:18 am
by mikki
I like that one, Sunni!! LOL

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:31 am
by Shaudawn
I can't resist.

How about the ability to sneeze in reverse? CHOO-ah!

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:21 am
by Leo Luncid
The ability to make black holes.

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:32 am
by Money
The ability to make stupid posts.

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:48 am
by Leo Luncid
The ability to kill threads with one stroke of the key.

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:42 pm
by joo
The ability to kill pigeons with one snap of the fingers :twisted: