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Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:28 pm
by EchoMan
The ability to move in slow motion.
The ability to see air.
The ability to transmute gold to dust.
The ability to hear only very loud noises.
The ability to avoid getting nutritions from food.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:06 am
by Cheshierekat
The ability to hear the thoughts of flowers.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:17 am
by muidoido
Are you crazy? I'd love to have that power!!! :mrgreen:

The power to discharge your cellphone battery faster.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:08 am
by Snickie
The ability to strengthen tropical systems, but only if you are in the dead center of the path it will take.
The ability to tarnish yoour silver faster
the ability to turn wine into water
The ability to see past mirrors

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:48 am
by Piscator
The power to walk through your own clothes.

(Well, it might be practical, but stupid anyway.)

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:54 am
by Snickie
The ability to rupture your own eardrums
The ability to kill your own pain....while killing every other sensation in that area also
The ability to break words

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:34 pm
by gejyspa
Actually, the ability to turn wine into water would come in handy if you are trying to get someone else drunk while remaining sober yourself. Especially if you change it into water while it is in your mouth.

The power to find Uganda on a map of the world.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:40 pm
by Cheshierekat
The ability to think you are flying only when you are swimming.
The ability to trip over nothing (I totally have this power already)

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:50 pm
by joo
gejyspa wrote:The power to find Uganda on a map of the world.

That is not stupid if you live in Uganda or study geography or anything related.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:51 pm
by viktor
gejyspa wrote:The power to find Uganda on a map of the world.


hey... i have that power

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:12 pm
by muidoido
I have both powers. :mrgreen:

The power to think about something for a long time and never getting any conclusions! (Looks like some politicians have this power)

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:36 am
by Cheshierekat
And people with ADD....

The power to have the smelliest gas ever that also emits the color of the food you ate in a cloud of gas behind you, so there is no way of blaming on the poor dog.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:55 am
by gejyspa
joo wrote:
gejyspa wrote:The power to find Uganda on a map of the world.

That is not stupid if you live in Uganda or study geography or anything related.

I have that power, too. But as a super power, it's rather stupid, no? Especially if that's all you are able to do.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:26 am
by Snickie
The ability to increase your pets' shedding.
The ability to drown goldfish.
The ability to grow leaks in your own roof.
The ability to touch your toes on your right foot....with the heel of your right foot.
The ability to touch your toes on your left foot with the heel of your left foot.
The ability to be severely shocked by electricity.

Re: Stupid super-powers

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:09 am
by gejyspa
The ability to tell what channel is showing reruns of "Friends", no matter where you are.
The ability to locate the nearest Starbucks
The ability to weigh planets