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Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:32 am
by Piscator
You don't need a superpower for that. A saw is enough.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:35 pm
by joo
I know someone who doesn't even need a saw.

Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:41 am
by Darigan
The ability to only move in slow motion or at light speed ALL THE TIME!
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:58 am
by gejyspa
Control over your snot color.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:34 pm
by Snickie
The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:44 pm
by Cheshierekat
Snickie wrote:The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.
That isn't stupid if you don't like your neighbor and they have an all white house.... *insert evil laugh*
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:47 pm
by Snickie
The ability to consciously roll your eyes into the back of your head and see the back of your skull, and maybe even your brain.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:58 pm
by gejyspa
Spongebob already has that power, Snickie.
The ability to remove your brain.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:14 pm
by muidoido
Spongebob has that power too...
The power to do nothing for hours and hours, and don't get tired of doing nothing.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:23 pm
by Snickie
The ability to casually look into one ear of a person and see what's on the other side of that person's opposite ear.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:15 am
by Cheshierekat
The ability to multiply the amount of dog poop in your back yard just by looking at it.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:20 am
by gejyspa
I think I already have that power, CK. Or at least it seems so.
The power to Guess the Next Poster.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:26 am
by Snickie
The power to Guess the Next Poster, and always be RIGHT
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:31 am
by Darigan
The ability to never lose the game

Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:57 am
by Snickie
I actually thought of that last night, but I was already in bed. Oh well, my loss.
The ability to predict the next stupid superpower anybody posts.