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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Piscator » Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:32 am

You don't need a superpower for that. A saw is enough.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby joo » Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:35 pm

I know someone who doesn't even need a saw. ;)
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Darigan » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:41 am

The ability to only move in slow motion or at light speed ALL THE TIME!
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby gejyspa » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:58 am

Control over your snot color.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:34 pm

The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Cheshierekat » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:44 pm

Snickie wrote:The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.


That isn't stupid if you don't like your neighbor and they have an all white house.... *insert evil laugh*
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:47 pm

The ability to consciously roll your eyes into the back of your head and see the back of your skull, and maybe even your brain.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby gejyspa » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:58 pm

Spongebob already has that power, Snickie.

The ability to remove your brain.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby muidoido » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:14 pm

Spongebob has that power too... :mrgreen:

The power to do nothing for hours and hours, and don't get tired of doing nothing.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:23 pm

The ability to casually look into one ear of a person and see what's on the other side of that person's opposite ear.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Cheshierekat » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:15 am

The ability to multiply the amount of dog poop in your back yard just by looking at it.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby gejyspa » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:20 am

I think I already have that power, CK. Or at least it seems so.

The power to Guess the Next Poster.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:26 am

The power to Guess the Next Poster, and always be RIGHT
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Darigan » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:31 am

The ability to never lose the game :twisted:
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:57 am

I actually thought of that last night, but I was already in bed. Oh well, my loss.

The ability to predict the next stupid superpower anybody posts.

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