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Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:23 pm
by Snickie
The ability to only be able to smell very bad odors.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:32 pm
by Diego
the ability to remain in a normal mood at all times, with no extreme joy nor sorrow
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:28 am
by Cantrvingeon
The Midas touch.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:53 pm
by Diego
the ability to revert the midas touch
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:22 pm
by Snickie
Ability to never use adjectives in speech and writing, ever
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:49 pm
by Cantrvingeon
Being able to breathe water, but only being able to do so when standing on dry land.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:09 pm
by Snickie
So that means you can breathe rain? Cool!
The ability to disconnect portions of your brainstem at will, but not the ability to put them back together again.
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:49 pm
by Diego
the ability to turn any food unedible
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:48 am
by Snake_byte
Being Deaf, dumb, blind and invisible?
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:30 pm
by Indigo
Snake_byte wrote:Being Deaf, dumb, blind and invisible?
That reminded me of this:

(Dumb, dead, bastard and invisible)
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:40 pm
by Snickie
The ability to eat hair without gagging
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:12 am
by Diego
perfect knowledge of all wall street transactions and price fluctuations, exactly twenty years after they take place
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:13 pm
by Bowser
The ability to turn toast into untoasted bread
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:59 pm
by Tiamo
The ability to turn the world green - all of it!
Re: Stupid super-powers
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:06 am
by Snickie
The ability to be so secretive even you don't know you're there