Cantr II Discussion Forum

gejyspa wrote:The ability to locate the nearest Starbucks

That would be a stupid one for me to have, since I don't like coffee (I've never tasted it, but that's because I can't get close enough to taste it for the smell, which makes me sick (not literally, but you know what I mean!)).

The power of making light bulbs to explode just passing near one, as well as the power of that, if they don't explode, they switch off.

Yeah... -I- do have these powers...

the power to slow drain the battery of the watch you're weaing so that all your wrist watches die within a month

The power to increase your sinus pressure anywhere you are
The ability to hear ultrasound
The ability to play a game with your mind....and lose.
The ability to increase the trajectory of what comes out of your nose when you sneeze, so now it's powerful enough to blow through your tissues instead of just in your tissue

The ability to understand the spoken language of cavemen.

The ability to drink coffee using a field of straw

The ability to not laugh at lolcats.

gejyspa wrote:The ability to not laugh at lolcats.

That would actually come in handy if you're reading them on your phone during class instead of paying attention.

The ability to pay attention in class unless, there's you know, a funny lolcats or something....

the ability to create popcorn ceilings from any other type of existing ceiling

The ability to open the sealed windows on the high floors of skyscrapers.

the ability to open the windows of the underwater viewing areas at SeaWorld

The ability to read mail ( but only bills and mailing advertisements) without opening the envelope

wall-crawling like Spiderman that can only be performed using your naked hams

The ability to enrage food service personnel everywhere you dine (this is a REAL power some seem to have!)

the power to render umbrella silk intangible

The power to play Cantr under *all* circumstances: offline, sleeping, under water, paragliding, running a marathon, doing exams, ...

The ability to not lose one's own balance, under any circumstance. Equiliman.