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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:20 am

gejyspa wrote:The ability to locate the nearest Starbucks

That would be a stupid one for me to have, since I don't like coffee (I've never tasted it, but that's because I can't get close enough to taste it for the smell, which makes me sick (not literally, but you know what I mean!)).
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Indigo » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:54 pm

The power of making light bulbs to explode just passing near one, as well as the power of that, if they don't explode, they switch off.

Yeah... -I- do have these powers... :roll:
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby rain21 » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:05 pm

the power to slow drain the battery of the watch you're weaing so that all your wrist watches die within a month
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:32 pm

The power to increase your sinus pressure anywhere you are
The ability to hear ultrasound
The ability to play a game with your mind....and lose.
The ability to increase the trajectory of what comes out of your nose when you sneeze, so now it's powerful enough to blow through your tissues instead of just in your tissue :twisted:
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby gejyspa » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:04 pm

The ability to understand the spoken language of cavemen.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:21 pm

The ability to drink coffee using a field of straw
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby gejyspa » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:51 pm

The ability to not laugh at lolcats.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:17 pm

gejyspa wrote:The ability to not laugh at lolcats.

That would actually come in handy if you're reading them on your phone during class instead of paying attention.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby gejyspa » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:54 pm

The ability to pay attention in class unless, there's you know, a funny lolcats or something....
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:10 pm

the ability to create popcorn ceilings from any other type of existing ceiling
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby gejyspa » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:15 pm

The ability to open the sealed windows on the high floors of skyscrapers.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:16 pm

the ability to open the windows of the underwater viewing areas at SeaWorld
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Cantrvingeon » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:15 am

The ability to read mail ( but only bills and mailing advertisements) without opening the envelope

wall-crawling like Spiderman that can only be performed using your naked hams

The ability to enrage food service personnel everywhere you dine (this is a REAL power some seem to have!)

the power to render umbrella silk intangible
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Tiamo » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:49 am

The power to play Cantr under *all* circumstances: offline, sleeping, under water, paragliding, running a marathon, doing exams, ...
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Diego » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:29 pm

The ability to not lose one's own balance, under any circumstance. Equiliman.
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