Stupid super-powers

[Piscator]

You don't need a superpower for that. A saw is enough.

[joo]

I know someone who doesn't even need a saw.

[Darigan]

The ability to only move in slow motion or at light speed ALL THE TIME!

[gejyspa]

Control over your snot color.

[Snickie]

The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.

[Cheshierekat]

The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.

That isn't stupid if you don't like your neighbor and they have an all white house.... *insert evil laugh*

[Snickie]

The ability to consciously roll your eyes into the back of your head and see the back of your skull, and maybe even your brain.

[gejyspa]

Spongebob already has that power, Snickie.

The ability to remove your brain.

[muidoido]

Spongebob has that power too...

The power to do nothing for hours and hours, and don't get tired of doing nothing.

[Snickie]

The ability to casually look into one ear of a person and see what's on the other side of that person's opposite ear.

[Cheshierekat]

The ability to multiply the amount of dog poop in your back yard just by looking at it.

[gejyspa]

I think I already have that power, CK. Or at least it seems so.

The power to Guess the Next Poster.

[Snickie]

The power to Guess the Next Poster, and always be RIGHT

[Darigan]

The ability to never lose the game

[Snickie]

I actually thought of that last night, but I was already in bed. Oh well, my loss.

The ability to predict the next stupid superpower anybody posts.