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ezz
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Stupid super-powers

Postby ezz » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:03 am

Stupid inventions are great so how about some stupid special abilities, I got the idea from Cheezits's Jedi Cow-pushing invention, which is more of a super-power. This reminded me of tom greens X-ray cat with the power to see through wooden doors.

Thats all I got,
any more anyone?
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Tiamo
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Postby Tiamo » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:37 am

The power to remove dead bodies from a vehicle without even touching them.
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Postby tiddy ogg » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:56 am

Yeah... the power to collect all the material for a cottage with your bare hands, then carry it miles to another location before assembling it using only a hammer.
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:59 pm

The power to count to infinity.
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HoH
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Postby HoH » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:04 am

The ability to levitate birds.
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:08 am

The ability to digest oxygen.
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HoH
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Postby HoH » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:21 am

The ability to walk halfway through a brick wall.
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:50 am

I ability to breathe underwater, but when the ability also makes yuo deathly scared of fish and water!
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.
As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Sunni Daez » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:13 am

The ability to make Cantr minutes run backward.. adding to, rather than subracting from!
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Run...Dragon...Run!!!
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Postby mikki » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:18 am

I like that one, Sunni!! LOL
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Postby Shaudawn » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:31 am

I can't resist.

How about the ability to sneeze in reverse? CHOO-ah!
--Shaudawn

"We all know that art is not the truth, art is a lie that makes us realize the truth." --Picasso

"Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. " --M. Atwood
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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:21 am

The ability to make black holes.
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Postby Money » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:32 am

The ability to make stupid posts.
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:48 am

The ability to kill threads with one stroke of the key.
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Postby joo » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:42 pm

The ability to kill pigeons with one snap of the fingers :twisted:

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