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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:25 pm
by Voltenion
Right away, Ma'am... Oh, oops. Looks like I've..*coughs*.. Someone stoled it last night.
Give me the ensurance money from Mikki's van.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:51 pm
by mikki
*laughs* Insurance? Yeah right.. they might make it down the road before it dies on them..
I need a new vehicle seeing how someone stole mine.
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:26 pm
by playerslayer666
i would give you a brand new car but the thing is i don't even have a car to call my own, so if i did get one i wouldn't give it to you.
find me a shrink who can diagnose my mental issues ( if only it were possible
)
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:23 pm
by mikki
All the shrinks I have talked to said there is no way they will ever see you.. Something about driving them crazy with your problems..
Discipline these kids so I dont have to..
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:11 am
by joo
Alright, say goodbye to your kids!
Buy me two pairs pair of child-sized hand and leg irons.
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:43 pm
by mikki
*she laughs* Bye kids... *looks at Joo* So you want two sets? But what about the third?
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:52 pm
by playerslayer666
we can put the third child in a mafia game and get him/her lynched.
STOP MAKING EXCUSES!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:52 am
by Voltenion
I would but you guys don't stop asking me for things...
I want that bread at once!
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:51 am
by playerslayer666
even if this were the grant a wish game you still wouldn't even have a mouth to eat yourself with because you are currently a glob of butter. so not only won't i get it for you out of pure laziness but i will also NOT grant the wish because of your impatience. ( double backfire
)
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:04 am
by joo
Stop confusing the grant-a-wish game with the excuse game, even though they are practically the same game.
(That's a game request, by the way, not a statement)
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:37 pm
by playerslayer666
your right. confusing the two might kill one of them...... but grant a wish is better anyway
. so that wouldn't be a bad thing.
just pour me a bowl of cereal. you can't possibly screw that up. ( or can you..... )
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:00 pm
by joo
Um, my hand-eye coordination lobe has been damaged in the past, so I'd better not risk it.
I wish you to iron my underwear, while I'm wearing it, without burning me.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:47 pm
by mikki
I would try, but I am just not that type of woman..
Fix me some breakfast..
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:55 pm
by joo
Your toast got... lost... and then I thought it was best to eat the rest of your food as well to balance it out... *pauses, looking nervous* the other servant stole it! *points out the open door*
Recover for me a Tyrannosaurus Rex egg.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:05 pm
by mikki
I had one for you, but the servant also stole that.. So if you really want it, you will have to go get it from that thief. *points towards the open door*
Fix me some more food and don't eat it before I get it..