Cantr II Discussion Forum

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not going to diasppoint you today.

Get me off my own office's IP addy blacklist!

I needed that done because it was the only way I could negotiate my IP getting /off/ that list so that I could research smallpox....

Make up an excuse as to why I shouldn't punch you right here, right now.

I already have a headache.

Some aspirin or ibuprofen, please? I haven't brought back in my supply from home since before the holiday.

Nope, sorry...but I can give you Midol.

Give me a massage! Pretty please?

It's the massage or the supper. Which one's it gonna be?

Replace our neighbor's front porch wicker furniture with solid wood furniture so they can stop complaining about cats tearing it up.

So they can complain about termites, instead? I don't think so.

Play "This is Court"

But I don't feeeeel like it....

Make the fishes bite! ....the hook, not me! lol

The water where you are is too cold. I'd be dead in an hour from hypothermia.

Replace the missing keys on my phone keyboard.

Ha! I live in the south. The water gets cold in the winter, but not cold enough to stop us from swimming. ^_~

And, sorry, but no can do. I can't even replace the missing keys on my laptop. Someone do it for me. ^_^

How can you expect me to replace your laptop keys when you know I can't even replace my cellphone keys?

Make me some good sushi.

I doubt I could find nori big enough to roll you up in, Snickie.

Give me money to fix my car.

Uh. Hello? Band kid here! I have enough trouble paying my band fees and instrument maintenance bills.

Fix my piccolo.

I used to play that! OH memory lane....what did you want again?

Give me a good reason to skip this study group

I would give you an excuse, but it's never gonna be a skill I need in real life, so why bother?

Cure me!

How can I cure you if I don't know what ails you?

Cure my narcolepsy!