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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:39 pm
by Tiamo
She won't let me.
The hamper is full. Could you please do my laundry for me?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:28 pm
by hEarty
I can't make it downstairs with my cast.
Pay my bills.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:17 am
by Joshuamonkey
You waste too much money.
Give me a pet monkey.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:42 am
by CantrFreak
You already are one.
Make up an excuse.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:54 am
by hEarty
There isn't one for you.
Bring me a glass of water.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:26 am
by Joshuamonkey
We're out of water.
Give me a watermelon.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:28 pm
by Sparkle
They all fell off of the back of the delivery truck and were all ran over by 18 wheelers.
Tie my shoes.
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:20 pm
by joo
I don't know how!
Kill my parents.
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:40 pm
by Dust Puppy
I can´t, I´m still in prison for killing my own parents.
Bake me a cake with a file in it. And a rope-ladder. And the keys to my getaway car.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:56 am
by Joshuamonkey
I can't fit the rope ladder in the oven!
Get me a new computer.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:00 pm
by joo
I can't afford a new computer for myself, let alone you!
Pay my taxes!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:39 am
by mikki
I spent all of my money already...
Give me my promotion!!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:43 am
by trexdino
I am not your boss!
Make time stop. Please?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:04 pm
by Joshuamonkey
I lost my watch. (I really did, which could result in me spontaneously combusting)
Give me a new cello.
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:11 pm
by mikki
There isn't anymore..
Help me win the lottery..