Excuses, Excuses

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:25 pm

Right away, Ma'am... Oh, oops. Looks like I've..*coughs*.. Someone stoled it last night.

Give me the ensurance money from Mikki's van.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:51 pm

*laughs* Insurance? Yeah right.. they might make it down the road before it dies on them..

I need a new vehicle seeing how someone stole mine.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:26 pm

i would give you a brand new car but the thing is i don't even have a car to call my own, so if i did get one i wouldn't give it to you.

find me a shrink who can diagnose my mental issues ( if only it were possible

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mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:23 pm

All the shrinks I have talked to said there is no way they will ever see you.. Something about driving them crazy with your problems..

Discipline these kids so I dont have to..

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:11 am

Alright, say goodbye to your kids! :twisted:

Buy me two pairs pair of child-sized hand and leg irons.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:43 pm

*she laughs* Bye kids... *looks at Joo* So you want two sets? But what about the third?

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:52 pm

we can put the third child in a mafia game and get him/her lynched.

STOP MAKING EXCUSES!!!!!

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:52 am

I would but you guys don't stop asking me for things...

I want that bread at once!

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:51 am

even if this were the grant a wish game you still wouldn't even have a mouth to eat yourself with because you are currently a glob of butter. so not only won't i get it for you out of pure laziness but i will also NOT grant the wish because of your impatience. ( double backfire

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joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:04 am

Stop confusing the grant-a-wish game with the excuse game, even though they are practically the same game.

(That's a game request, by the way, not a statement)

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:37 pm

your right. confusing the two might kill one of them...... but grant a wish is better anyway

. so that wouldn't be a bad thing.

just pour me a bowl of cereal. you can't possibly screw that up. ( or can you..... )

joo · Postby **joo** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:00 pm

Um, my hand-eye coordination lobe has been damaged in the past, so I'd better not risk it.

I wish you to iron my underwear, while I'm wearing it, without burning me.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:47 pm

I would try, but I am just not that type of woman.. :wink:

Fix me some breakfast..

joo · Postby **joo** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:55 pm

Your toast got... lost... and then I thought it was best to eat the rest of your food as well to balance it out... *pauses, looking nervous* the other servant stole it! *points out the open door*

Recover for me a Tyrannosaurus Rex egg.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:05 pm

I had one for you, but the servant also stole that.. So if you really want it, you will have to go get it from that thief. *points towards the open door*

Fix me some more food and don't eat it before I get it..

Excuses, Excuses

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