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Excuses, Excuses
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- Alladinsane
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
A famous wise man once said absolutely nothing!
- Snickie
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
I would but you hid the superglue. See it's your fault I can't fix you.
Somebody teach my cats to not kill each other.
Somebody teach my cats to not kill each other.
- gejyspa
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
Sorry, the dog is paying me more NOT to do so.
Someone find me more billable hours at my work?
Someone find me more billable hours at my work?
- Snickie
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
Bill Nye the science guy would be better at that than me
Somebody build a machine for me so I can just download all the information I need directly into my brain for the test tomorrow?
Somebody build a machine for me so I can just download all the information I need directly into my brain for the test tomorrow?
- Alladinsane
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
I would if all the screwdrivers were not in a town on treefeather.
Somebody find me a splint for my broken thumb? Tootsie rolls, no matter how old they are, don't seem to be helping. Plus I keep shucking my thumb.
Somebody find me a splint for my broken thumb? Tootsie rolls, no matter how old they are, don't seem to be helping. Plus I keep shucking my thumb.
A famous wise man once said absolutely nothing!
- Snickie
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
How many times have I offered to take you to CentraCare or wherever so they can get a proper look at it and maybe we could get somewhere with fixing it? >:I
Somebody come wipe my nose!
Somebody come wipe my nose!
- PaintedbyRoses
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
I'm forbidden to touch drippy people but I sewed this lovely, head-to-toe, full-body, caftan out of multiple layers of Kleenex for you. Just slip it on and roll around on the floor for a while and I'm sure everything that needs to be wiped will get wiped. I'll return in a couple of hours.
Stop global warming. This is crazy and not, at all, amusing anymore [so somebody make it stop].
Stop global warming. This is crazy and not, at all, amusing anymore [so somebody make it stop].
- Snickie
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
But then I'd be cold...
I need a bodyguard/meat shield today when I go to the movie theatre in Sketchville.
I need a bodyguard/meat shield today when I go to the movie theatre in Sketchville.
- Misato
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Re: Excuses, Excuses
Yeah, sorry, that part of town is just too sketchy for me. Besides...it's too hot to do things!
Someone fix my router for me!! I'm tired of using a mobile hotspot!
Someone fix my router for me!! I'm tired of using a mobile hotspot!
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