Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:05 am
The sun finally begins approaching the horizon in Socialdemocracitopia, as citizens become convinced that they live above the Arctic Circle and are thus plunged into intermittent infinite daytimes. Good god, the narrator is having a hard time coming up with more entertaining narration concerning "it is a long day".
In any case, it's time to kill someone off! Renewable energy seems to be the method of choice in this town, which is probably a good thing, except, of course, for those about to die. So, without further ado (though perhaps with an "adiós"), dogonabun was killed off during the day. The method of choice this time? Geothermal power! Yes, Tangential, Al-Sparkle, and Mikki were actively involved in finding a local fault in the tectonic plate, drilling a hole into it, and dropping Dogonabuno into it. I guess they determined that illegal immigrants were not to be trusted after all.
However, dogonabuno got stuck. Until, with heroic strength, the man himself shoved his body further down the fault, his body melting into the mantle and providing a few Watts of extra power, saving the average Socialdemocracitopian consumer $0.27 on their monthly electric bill!
Unfortunately, at a volcano in Sumatra, the mysteriously preserved trousers of dogonabuno were recovered. The undergarments of dogonabuno were found to be made of...
PURE SILVER?!?!?!
Uh, okay. I guess he was a fan of William Jennings Bryan. Metallic, but untainted. Interesting. It's clear that he was good.
Now it's night.
((Okay, tv_remote and Money are AWOL right now. Do we want to get someone to replace them now, and then start the night phase? It'll save us the expense of having to restart the day phase kinda-sorta and/or my pathetic attempts to keep their power role status a secret: "oh, why, they're missing, but it's past the night stage and there was no delay!" and/or "oh, why, I don't know why they're not talking because they were talking to me last night... oh crap!"))
In any case, it's time to kill someone off! Renewable energy seems to be the method of choice in this town, which is probably a good thing, except, of course, for those about to die. So, without further ado (though perhaps with an "adiós"), dogonabun was killed off during the day. The method of choice this time? Geothermal power! Yes, Tangential, Al-Sparkle, and Mikki were actively involved in finding a local fault in the tectonic plate, drilling a hole into it, and dropping Dogonabuno into it. I guess they determined that illegal immigrants were not to be trusted after all.
However, dogonabuno got stuck. Until, with heroic strength, the man himself shoved his body further down the fault, his body melting into the mantle and providing a few Watts of extra power, saving the average Socialdemocracitopian consumer $0.27 on their monthly electric bill!
Unfortunately, at a volcano in Sumatra, the mysteriously preserved trousers of dogonabuno were recovered. The undergarments of dogonabuno were found to be made of...
PURE SILVER?!?!?!
Uh, okay. I guess he was a fan of William Jennings Bryan. Metallic, but untainted. Interesting. It's clear that he was good.
Now it's night.
((Okay, tv_remote and Money are AWOL right now. Do we want to get someone to replace them now, and then start the night phase? It'll save us the expense of having to restart the day phase kinda-sorta and/or my pathetic attempts to keep their power role status a secret: "oh, why, they're missing, but it's past the night stage and there was no delay!" and/or "oh, why, I don't know why they're not talking because they were talking to me last night... oh crap!"))
I told you to kill me already to end this, but you guys didn't want to listen so I did it your way so don't go shaking your fists at me. lol But anyway seems like the game is pretty much over anyway. Thanks Money and Tv_remote. 
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. But hey I am back.
dirty feet?)
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