Cantr II Discussion Forum

The third person claims first, thats the rules! *claims joo's spirit, over powering him and creating an even deeper void then there was before* Dudel wins, Joodle is no more and joo is even father behind that! *expels joo deep into a vague existence not worthy of even paramecium* THE HILL IS MINE! YOUR IRC TRICKS WILL NOT WORK HERE!

*snaps his finger and an elephant appears on the hill*

and I'm riding it.. I boot Dudel and claim hill

*Rides in on a writhing carpet of wild Paramecia, which wash over everybody on and around the hill, quickly decomposing their bodies and returning into his to provide him with nutrition from the digested corpses. He takes his place as King, guarded by his countless symbiotes.*

*uses anti-microbial soap* I WIN AGAIN! *claims hill*

*Raises those that Joo killed and sends them up the hill to bring Dudel to the bottom and pull his limbs off. Walks to the top of the hill and commands his skeleton army to guard him.* Its my hill now

brings in a pig army to eat everyone and everything.. claims hill

** makes bacon out of your pig army and claims the hill. he munches on a piece of bacon as he waits **

*Poisoned the pigs, and so the previous occupant dies to the poison, after which he claims the hill, clumsily breaking both his legs over the corpse of a pig, and waits for the next person to overthrow his reign.*


I claim the hill.

I let you keep the hill. The value of property has gone down so much that it's not even worth the effort of stealing.

i blow up the valueless hill and claim a new hill which has a much higher value.

I take my army of Zulu soldiers and empale all of the pople of this thread. We then cut of the peoples heads and stick them on spears and put them up on the bottom of the newly build hill constucted of discarded rubberbands. I make sure to burn Joo's remains so that he doesnt come back even stronger than before.


Well then... It would seem that I am ;Indeed, the king of the hill. (Starts constructing a wall)

*Drops an H-Bomb on the somewhat new and of higher value hill, leaving a valley filled with nuclear fallout*

I claim the irradiated valley.

*Sets up new government and has an election*

I am the president of the valley.

Assasinates FiziKx and fills in the valley using the old hill and claims it for himself.

ignores the valley and builds a new castle on top of a brand new hill

i am the king of the hill