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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:03 pm
by toon
*hires barry Bonds(on steroids) to take care of the other guy and reclaims the hill*
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:37 pm
by Voltenion
HA! you are the king for so long that you became fat with all your parties and such...*easily pushes toon out of the throne making him roll off the hill* I'm the guard of the hill again!!
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:19 am
by Leo Luncid
Yes, please be my guard while I take the crown of this hill!
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:44 am
by formerly known as hf
Frag fest bitchiz
I pwnz yuz all wid my supa fast railgunz skillz
hf winz, hf iz king.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:11 pm
by Leo Luncid
As I respawn at the base of the hill, I do seem to awe at your railgunz skillz. However I also seem to notice how you seem to go on a predictable path whilst using your skillz due to the said rail you ride on, so...
BOOM! Trip mine for the win!
Dee hillz wis mine! Me King!
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:06 am
by Voltenion
Since it my birthday you decide to give the throne to me
I'm the king of the hill!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:40 am
by trexdino
I will take over, with my army of tyrannosaurus rex's. *leads in an army and takes over the hill, then the weight make the hill collapse into a valley* I am now king of the valley. *the dinosaurs patrol the valley*
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:31 am
by Phalynx
An asteroid strike elimantes your Dino army and the crater forms a new hill; I quietly climb the hill and announce:
I am King of the Hill!
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 pm
by trexdino
I walk up the hill and pushes him off the hill, making him roll into a cave which he then falls into a pit that has pointy needles pointing up and deadly snakes at the bottom
I am King of the Hill (for now)
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:00 pm
by formerly known as hf
Westside Connection wrote:You niggas need to listen
On everything I love my heat can't release a dub
Fuck rappin fuck strapping I'll create another bloody glove
Its 1 - 0 and For sho' I'll kill
You pussies can't match my skill
Cause I'm the King Of The Hill!
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:57 pm
by Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
*quietly strolls around the base of the hill, watching, learning...*
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:45 pm
by ADM598
I travel back in time and steal Mike Judge's and Greg Daniels' idea for the animated show "King Of The Hill". I sell it to Fox and make millions in syndication. Pushing past Slyder, I use that money to bribe Formerly known as hf off the hill. I am now King Of The Hill squared.
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:17 pm
by trexdino
I shoot ADM598 in the eye with a pistol, then the other eye and take over the hill with him blind.
I am now the king again.
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:14 am
by Leo Luncid
I shove my card Stone-Cold Basilisk in front of your face...
... therefore subjecting you to a stone worthy of pushing off the Hill!
I am Leo Luncid, King of the Hill and the Spark!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:09 am
by Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
Walks up the hill, then reads the Stone-cold Basilisk card carefully... then turns to stone and tumbles back down....
I suck at this...