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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:53 pm
by Piscator
Your fortifications are useless against my well-trained army of jungle warriors.
Finally I'm Archgeneralissimo of the hill.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:14 pm
by Voltenion
Yoh! Jungle warriors! *puts some jungle womens in front of the jungle warriors, and sneaks in to the fortification pushing Piscator out of it*
...I'm king again, althought I know it won't last for much time. You know what? I don't want to be king! I'll be a guard now! *sits on the fortification* Next person to climb up here will have me as his guard.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:08 pm
by Dust Puppy
You´ve been assassinated, suffocated and kicked around and still come back... you´ll make a good guard. Hey deadboy, the throne is ours again, and this time we have a guard!
*puts a "reserved for deadboy" sign on the throne*
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:15 pm
by Piscator
Hah. I did't want to be king of your stupid hill anyway.
I'm king of the jungle now.
(But where are all the jungle women? Dammit.
)
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:10 pm
by sanchez
Jungle women have joined my army. I'm now Queen of the Hill.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:57 pm
by Pie
All of us coisonts, pastries, and bakery items have come to take over the hill! We imidiatly declare war on you, create an espetially acidic custard pie (to throw at the defences and dissolve them) and then... WOOP we win! king o' teh hill! Now I think I will expand my borders into that yonder jungle, in search for some cocoa beans.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:29 pm
by Voltenion
Oh no you won't! Not in my shift. *runs to the forest, comes back with a bag full of cocoa beans and starts hiting all the pie's and wharever with the cocoa beans till they run away* We are victorious!! Deadboy the throne is yours!
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:39 am
by formerly known as hf
In the name of all that is Collin's Concise, I declare this thread Epic Fail on the behalf of messers and messers spelling and grammar.
Though I'm sure you already knew this; I am Queen.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:42 am
by toon
*Kicks everyone off his hill and puts up a "trespassing violaters will be shot" sign*
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:52 am
by saztronic
I parachute in at dawn from a halo insertion point, flattening you to the ground as you peer down the hill looking for trespassers. Your gun goes off in your face, blinding and deafening you. My royal paramedics transport you by gurney to the bottom of hill to convalesce.
I am Supreme Ruler of the Hill. Attempts to assassinate me, interfere with my plans, or fondle my royal junk will be swiftly dealt with by my Secret Police.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:34 pm
by Phalynx
I plonk my big fat arse on you, squashing you into the ground!!
I AM KING OF THE HILL.. hell I AM the Hill!
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:46 pm
by mtm21
*she wiggles her ass and chases you all away*
*she jumps on the hill with a crossbow swang over her shoulder*
I'm Queen of the hill!!! If anyone has a problem with that..... deal with my crossbow! *she glares and everyone. She starts aiming her crossbow at everyone that comes near the hill*
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:52 pm
by Crosshair
*removes the hill from under her, and puts it somewhere else, before climbing to the top and begining to whittle a pointed stick for defence* Now I am King of the Hill...
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:59 pm
by toon
*shoots the person off my hill and stands on top again...* I am king of the hill...
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:40 pm
by Pie
*stands under the hill, then changes reality using super pie quantum phisics power, making up down and down up!*
ME KING O' TEH HILL!