Cantr II Discussion Forum

Begin!

*everyone stands around wondering what this game is supposed to be*

*pirates come along and kill everyone*

*someone makes a poem and becomes fameous.*

did I do it right?

Is that like a common one you see...


You see a man in his twenties whom you've never seen before.

A man in his twenties says "Hi"

Twenty days later: You see a man in his twenties die.

You see a man in his twenties whom you've never seen before.

You see a man in his twenties whom you've never seen before.

You see a woman in his twenties whom you've never seen before.

[There's some characters...]

a woman in his twenties? I suppose Cantr has advanced a lot while I've been away...


1234-5.06: You see a man in his fifties take a large stainless steel knife.

1234-5.07: You see a a man in his fifties use some silicone on Sex change operation (a man in his twenties).

... five days later ...

1239-6.12: Project Sex change operation has been finished, resulting in a woman in his twenties.

1254- You see a man in his thirties expertly kill an elephant using a steel sabre

1254- you say:"An elephant never forgets, mate..."

1255-you are killed by an elephant.

1234-5.06: You awkwardly hurt a lion with a spoon, which loses 0 strength.
1234-5.07: You get killed by a lion.

2201.2 You enter Titanic
2201.3 Titanic alters course to 290 and speed to 100%
2206.7 You are killed by an iceberg.

2001.0 You enter iceberg
2011.2 iceberg alters course to 110 and speed to 10%
2206.7 You expertly sink Titanic.

2207-01.53: You see Leonardo Di Caprio leaving The Pacific Ocean, entering Raft

2207-02.03: You cannot enter Raft because there is not enough room.

2207-02.15: You say: "I can't fit in".

2207-02.28: Leonardo Di Caprio says: "Okay, you go in and steer. I'll follow"

2207-03.02: You see Leonardo entering The Pacific Ocean, coming from Raft.

2207-04.45: You enter Raft.

...


2208-12.09: You see Leonardo Di Caprio die.

You see a man in his thirties take small bones

a man in his thirties says: "*chews on the bone, breathes it in."

You see a man in his thirties choke t'death, the silly sod.

2008-01.3 You notice a man in his twenties whom you've never seen before.
2008-01.4 You notice a man in his twenties whom you've never seen before.
2008-01.5 You notice a man in his twenties whom you think you might have seen before.

Necro-ing, yet another.

2009-4-19: A man in his fifties says: Read the laws, don't hunt the sheep.
2009-4-20: You expertly poke a sheep.
2009-4-20: You are killed by a man in his fifties who doesn't see the humour in poking sheep.

Oh wow, that format of timestamps is a great idea!