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The Magic Button
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:40 am
This button seems like your average ordinary red-pushy-thingy set on some square sheet of metal, disconnected from its orignal host. But if you were to press it when it's sticked, attached, or nailed to some random object something sPeShUl will happen! What may happen is totally up to the next post!
I press the button on a natural earthen mound.
It moans as it rises as giant elemental collosus.
I put the button on a wooden door.
Pressing it shall have the door to open in ways so complex and exaggerating your eyes tear from following its movements.
I press the button set on my backpack.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:34 am
Your backpack suddenly flips so it's outside is on the inside, and the inside is on the outside, thus, everything outside the bag is inside it, and everything inside the bag is outside of it.
I press the button on my CPU.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:48 am
it turns off
i press the button on my belly
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:44 am
and all your air leaks out... >.<
I push the button on my coffee pot...
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:13 pm
It gurgles a little and a red light comes on to say it isn't ready.
I push the button on my coat.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:15 pm
Oops the stitching is poor and it fell off
I pushed the big 'X' in cantr.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:17 pm
It asks 'Are you sure?" 47 times.
I push the button on the back of your neck
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:58 pm
My head slides to one side and a ballistic missile is launched straight towards the Whitehouse.
I place the button on the bonnet of a police car and press it..
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:11 am
it becomes an icecream truck.
i push a button on a box of tissues
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:05 pm
It explodes and you are covered in snot and saliva.
I push the button on the desk...
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:27 am
Out of nowhere appears all your homework years overdue.
I place the button on a piece of paper with a drawn smiley and press it.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:31 am
The smiley suddenly opens it's mouth and bites your fingers.
I push the button in the middle of my computer monitor.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:19 am
it's the power button, stupid! it turns off.
I push the button on my teddy bear.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:17 pm
Your teddy bear tells you a bedtime story and you fall asleep....
I press the button on my seatbelt...
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:55 pm
seatbelt gets off and you have an accident.
I put the button on my french teacher and press it