The Magic Button

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Postby playerslayer666 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:03 pm

after visiting the " grant a wish " game i come back to the " magic button " game and make a button which launches a nuke and blows everything within a 100 mile radius to pieces. ( bye bye zombies )

( i know it's not normally a good idea to make two posts in a row.....but i needed to grant someones wish, so deal with it. :P )
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:25 am

I'm not sure what just happend...um I push a button that I found under my couch.
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Postby Andu » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:23 am

A huge spider materialize in your face.

I hit the button on the vending machine located in the 'vending machine' thread.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:38 pm

The Cantr forum implodes

I hit a button that shouldn't be
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Postby joo » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:46 pm

The Cantr II Discussion Forum is born ;)



I press the button on a 1TB Hard Drive full of porn.
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:00 pm

Virus! The internet is wiped off the face of the earth. No Cantr or forums.


I push the buttom that joo pressed.
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Postby joo » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:05 pm

The internet comes back, but with every file on every storage medium connected to the internet is replaced with random bytes from the porn hard drive.



I press the button on Hitler's grave.
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Postby Dudel » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:34 pm

He climbes out and rapes you. Then goes back to being dead.


I push the button on my tv.
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:37 am

Dudel wrote:He climbes out and rapes you. Then goes back to being dead


LOL good one!


Your TV disappears causing you to fall over get your hands stuck to the floor by the spilt superglue that was coincedentally there. In your sudden but unsucessful attempt to pull youself free, your pants and underpants fall down. You wait for hours in that unfortunate position, eventually hoping that someone will rape you, just on the off chance that they might help you. Finally, salvation does come in the form of a glowing, Jesus-like form who approaches you from behind and rapes you and finally ejaculates super glue thinner all over you. You realise too late that you must be dead and in heaven, with your final, desperate wish being granted for all eternity.


I press the button on 560 grams of limestone.
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Postby Andu » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:30 am

The Unlikeness-ship arives and saves the corpses (from earier in the thread) from death :shock: and Zaphod Beeblebrox hits the button that navigates the Unlikeness-ship.

(Don't remember the name of the ship :cry: )
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby Dudel » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:51 pm

joo wrote:
Your TV disappears causing you to fall over get your hands stuck to the floor by the spilt superglue that was coincedentally there. In your sudden but unsucessful attempt to pull youself free, your pants and underpants fall down. You wait for hours in that unfortunate position, eventually hoping that someone will rape you, just on the off chance that they might help you. Finally, salvation does come in the form of a glowing, Jesus-like form who approaches you from behind and rapes you and finally ejaculates super glue thinner all over you. You realise too late that you must be dead and in heaven, with your final, desperate wish being granted for all eternity.


um...wow....

Sine no button was pressed nothing happens

I press the button on my kitchen wall.
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Postby Voltenion » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:40 pm

After pressing it continuosly and getting angered and annoyed for many hours, you realise the button was just a painting on your kitchen wall.


I press the button on my empty wallet. (hint hint)
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Postby toon » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:46 pm

A rubber ducky appears in your wallet.

I press the button on George Bush's head.
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Postby playerslayer666 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:57 pm

dick Cheyney pops out of nowhere and says " we must find those weapons of mass destruction " to which Bush replies " what about the oil?....".

i push a button in the middle of Iraq.
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Postby Andu » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:59 am

The UN outpost in Iraq gets a phonecall.

I hit the button in the toilett.
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