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The floor the the elevator opens up and you fall through. You sir/madam fall forever because it is a bottomless elevator shaft.

I push that big red button-----> Except its yellow.

The question mark jumps out of the button and rapes you.


I press the button on *THE UNIVERSE*

The Universe implodes. You are the reason all life no longer exists.


I push the button in the empy abyss that joo created.

You create a singularity. Well done. Oh and because the button and your finger apparently existed in an empty abyss, the creation of something that exists reverses the existence of everything, causing all space (i.e. an infinite amount of space) to become filled with particles based on the inverse location relative to where your hand and the button were, and the spaces where your hand and the button were become empty voids. Also, because the singularity was created before the change, it is switched to a negative singularity, which causes all the infinite amount of matter to be sucked in - (the rate of sucking/the mass of your finger and the button + the mass of the negative singularity).



I press the empty void where the button used to be.

I'd say you don't exist eithor but that would be redundent.

You are the creater of everything. All intelligent life thinks you are god. Then they forget you and no one remembers what or whom caused the univers to exist.


I push a regular plain red button.

Dudel wrote:I'd say you don't exist eithor but that would be redundent.

Exactly, the only way I am able to press a button composed of non-existence is to not exist myself


Since the button isn't on anything, it turns its self into a peach.


I press the peach while Dudel tries to eat it.

As you trie to press the peach, Dudel eats your finger and the peach. Now the peach is inside Dudel, but becouse you are the Creator of Everything you get what you want. The peach dupicates inside Dudel and after a moment Dudel is blown to pieces. You finaly get to press one of the 10000 peaches. Nothing happends so I press the closest one to me.

I 'unexplode' and you explode instead. (Wow creative)


I push the button that happend to appear from Andu's 'left overs'.

It appears a box that falls over my remaings. As no one can see me and thanks to the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment(quantphysics) you can't know in what state I am befor you see me, so when you look under the box I have turn back to normal.

Now I press the button that have turn normal vile you were busy looking at me.

The button blinks out of existence, as you press it, causing you to fall over (as you were applying most of your weight to it before it disappeared), the reappears where it was with you underneath it.



I press the red button on Andu.

The alarm goes on and 20 stormtroopers brakes the door and rushes in shooting wildly at any moving target.

I run behind Dudel and throws the red button on the stormtroopers.

Darth Vader appears and Force Chokes everybody in the room, then presses the red button with a Force Push



[The Force presses the red button (which is on the floor)]

The door to the hangar opens and Darth Vader with his troops retreats from the room after the "cleanup". At the same time are the rebels coming to our aid and heals us with some undecribable futuristic technology.
You see a man in his twenties press a button.

Then man is none other than George Lucas himself. He kills you both for the slander you just did. Then he chuckles thinking the first 3 movies were worse then this, so he dicides to ceativly dispose of the corpses.


George Lucas pushes the button on the air lock.

which opens the door to space and sucks out the corpses.

i don't push any button at all.