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The mouth notices you are there, then attacks you and disappears and the button turns red again...

I press the red button on the steering wheel..

My car goes up in flames....

I press the red button connected to te Stock Exchange (except maybe someone did that already)!

50 national banks simultaneously and unknown to each other pump thousands of trillions of dollars/euros/pounds/yen into the world financial market, causing an intial period of prosperity, then massive inflation and finally an even worse crisis then before.




I press the red button on a loaf of bread that cost me £5,000.

The bread explodes leaving a tiny crator with a note in the bottom.
The note reads: "Ha Ha! Got you!"

I press the red button I know I shouldn't have

Because you absent-mindedly put the red button your lap before pressing it, you now have green pubes.



I put the button on someone's back as I rape them and press it.

The button switchs your possitions. Now your getting raped!


I press the button near that door there.

An elephant crashes through the door and rapes you.



I press the button on the elephant as it rapes Dudel.

Chuck Norris runs to you and eats the red banana you are holding in your left hand.(not the right)

I press the button on the floor.

A well-hidden twisting-blade trapdoor opens underneath you and closes above you as you disappear into the darkness, leaving the button on the floor.



I tie a rope to the ceiling, hang on to it, and press the button again.

A pair of scissors pop out of the ceiling and cuts the rope. Then. a Pink Monkey dances on your face.

I throw the button at a wall and watch as the wall presses it.

The button bounces off the wall and onto your face, then the pink monkey jumps onto your head and starts pressing the button.


[The pink monkey presses the button]

The pink monkey craps on your face and runs off to join the pink elephant.

I put the button in a shreader.

The "shreader" is now spelt correctly: "shredder."




I press the button on my enormous pedantic head

Nothing happens because nothing was there in the first place.


I push the big red shiny button in the elevator.

You have succesfully been unsubcribed from Cantr II.

I push the button in the elevator again.