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Postby mikki » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:23 pm

The mouth notices you are there, then attacks you and disappears and the button turns red again...

I press the red button on the steering wheel..
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Postby Phalynx » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:19 am

My car goes up in flames....

I press the red button connected to te Stock Exchange (except maybe someone did that already)!
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:15 pm

50 national banks simultaneously and unknown to each other pump thousands of trillions of dollars/euros/pounds/yen into the world financial market, causing an intial period of prosperity, then massive inflation and finally an even worse crisis then before.




I press the red button on a loaf of bread that cost me £5,000.
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Postby Dudel » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:18 pm

The bread explodes leaving a tiny crator with a note in the bottom.
The note reads: "Ha Ha! Got you!"

I press the red button I know I shouldn't have
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:22 pm

Because you absent-mindedly put the red button your lap before pressing it, you now have green pubes.



I put the button on someone's back as I rape them and press it.
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:31 pm

The button switchs your possitions. Now your getting raped!


I press the button near that door there.
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:48 pm

An elephant crashes through the door and rapes you.



I press the button on the elephant as it rapes Dudel.
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Postby Andu » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:17 pm

Chuck Norris runs to you and eats the red banana you are holding in your left hand.(not the right)

I press the button on the floor.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:57 pm

A well-hidden twisting-blade trapdoor opens underneath you and closes above you as you disappear into the darkness, leaving the button on the floor.



I tie a rope to the ceiling, hang on to it, and press the button again.
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Postby toon » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:30 pm

A pair of scissors pop out of the ceiling and cuts the rope. Then. a Pink Monkey dances on your face.:shock:

I throw the button at a wall and watch as the wall presses it.
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:29 pm

The button bounces off the wall and onto your face, then the pink monkey jumps onto your head and starts pressing the button.


[The pink monkey presses the button]
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Postby toon » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:51 am

The pink monkey craps on your face and runs off to join the pink elephant.

I put the button in a shreader.
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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:31 pm

The "shreader" is now spelt correctly: "shredder."




I press the button on my enormous pedantic head :P
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:10 pm

Nothing happens because nothing was there in the first place.


I push the big red shiny button in the elevator.
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Postby Andu » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:34 pm

You have succesfully been unsubcribed from Cantr II.

I push the button in the elevator again.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."

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