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Postby CN » Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:44 pm

Andu wrote:The Unlikeness-ship arives and saves the corpses (from earier in the thread) from death :shock: and Zaphod Beeblebrox hits the button that navigates the Unlikeness-ship.

(Don't remember the name of the ship :cry: )


the Heart of Gold with its Improbability Drive, perhaps?



Andu wrote:The UN outpost in Iraq gets a phonecall.

I hit the button in the toilett.


Out pops the United States, pre-Bush

I push the button that looks like this guy: :idea:
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Postby Dudel » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:05 pm

You get an idea


I push the button on my pet lizard's cage.
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Postby joo » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:27 am

Your pet lizard breaks free from its cage and ra... no, your lizard joins a group of travelling musicians and eventually rises to fame in the sleazy late-night bars and clubs of... Zurich.



I press the button on Johann Strauss Jr's Blue Danube Waltz.
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Postby Andu » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:05 am

Boneman comes and steals all bones in the surrounding treads and leaves screaming.

I hit Boneman.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:18 pm

You die
Boneman hits you for 100 percent health
Boneman says: "Hey you!"
You hit Boneman who looses 0 percent health


I press the button near that thing over there.
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:37 pm

That thing over there turns out to be a giant axe, which falls on you, cuts off all your limbs except your head, and leaves you a vegatable for life. Tough luck.

I press the button on this: :twisted:
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby Andu » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:37 pm

A big hand comes and slaps you in the face. Now you look like :oops:

I slap high five with the hand.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby CN » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:41 pm

Andu wrote:A big hand comes and slaps you in the face. Now you look like :oops:

I slap high five with the hand.


At which point a foot comes out of nowhere and kicks you in the crotch


I push the button on my car's dashboard
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:55 pm

Your car spontaneously become nuclear-powered, then melts down. It destroys everything within a 30-mile radius, then spreads radiation around the world, causing a world-wide nuclear winter. Good job.

I press the button on my laptop.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby Dudel » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:08 pm

BOOM!


I pres the button on my nose, to stop my sniffels.
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:51 am

Your nose disappears.



I press the button on my oven.
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:28 pm

BOOM!...again.


I press the button that makes everything go BOOM!
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:14 am

Every object in the universe emits the sound a human voice saying "boom." incidentally this causes many side-effects due to the sudden influx of energy into the universe.



I press the button on a block of marble exactly 64 pixels in width, height and depth.
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Postby Dudel » Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:24 am

It implodes making a tiny singularity 64 pixels in size. (All directions) Because this black hole (just in case you didn't know what a singularity was) sucks the whole of Earth inside it. (I probabbly brutally muredered my spelling again. I really should spell check. Oh Well!)



I press a button on Mars the planet.
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Postby joo » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:47 am

Actually the only words you misspelled were those which you were typing while speculating that you had misspelled: probabbly and muredered (which are probably typos anyway).


It turns into a massive Mars Egg, and the sudden change in density causes it to spin suddenly off its orbit and crash into earth. Mars Egg for everybody!


I press the button on a manhole.
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