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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:51 pm
by saztronic
*with a glassy, dilated stare and flushed complexion*
Heh... heh heh heh. Heh. Whoa.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:29 pm
by Yo_Yo
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Used it once....gonna claim i was drunk >.>;
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:49 pm
by Elros
Yo_Yo wrote:Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Used it once....gonna claim i was drunk >.>;
Haha! The funniest part of that one is that you actually used it.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:28 am
by BarbaricAvatar
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:43 pm
by joo
Ah, you're probably as good as I'm gonna find tonight. Here's my number.
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:37 am
by Voltenion
*walks towards her timidly* Look...I...I was thinking and...I reached the conclusion that you are and Angel...But next time when you fall from the sky don't fall with your face, ok?
(this is more of a "how to get a slap from a girl")
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:54 pm
by joo
*Holding out a paper bag* I'll do you from behind if you wear this.
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:38 am
by Antichrist_Online
Anti to his Mistress: "I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:04 am
by SekoETC
That's actually a good one, I lol'd.
These ones may be lame... :P
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:55 am
by Leo Luncid
Argh! I'm a pirate! Mind if I search your chest?
Happy birthday! Close your eyes for a present! ...
...
Okay, open them! Yay, it's a blindfold; now hold still.
Aye, if ye 'avent noticed, I'ma pirate! Can I borrow your booty?
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:26 pm
by joo
Tonight's your lucky night, bitch. Now get in my car.
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:27 am
by Leo Luncid
Whoever's bidding on you, I going twice as much!
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:57 am
by Missy
If I had go-go gadget arms I'd grab your ass from here.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:20 am
by Sekar
I've got a bomb in my pants. Can you disarm it?
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:26 pm
by Sgt_Tater
You remind me of my mother, lucky for you, I'm a mamas' boy
..My wife thought of this one.