World's Worst Pick-up Lines

mcclone · Postby **mcclone** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:55 am

Across a crowded room, or flea-market, or short-bus, or wherever, you see him or her, the person of your dreams. It is important to come up with the perfect opening line to break the ice. On the other hand, say the wrong thing, and you will never see them again, and maybe get slapped, or worse. What are some things not to say when meeting a potential romantic interest? Here are some examples:

Hello, there. Are you as desperate as you look?

Pretty girls make me nervous, but, you don't scare me at all!

I couldn't help but notice you crying. After your husband's funeral, do you want to go out for some drinks?

Any more?

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Fri May 04, 2007 7:52 am

To say "Nice boots, wanna fornicate?" to a goth and really mean it (if you laugh/are joking, you can get away with it...)

You remind me of a dead girlfriend...

Wanna see the inside of my coffin?

Yeah, these are mostly gothy ones... but a successful compliment that's worked for me, but with a normal girl would get you hit:

Lilly Munster ain't got nothing on you. (Song quote and very effective).

kasuo · Postby **kasuo** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:08 pm

*while holding a piece of cloth* Does this smell like chloroform to you?

FierceRabbit · Postby **FierceRabbit** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:41 pm

Hey baby, wanna cyber? Colon parentheses el oh el!

Leo Luncid · Postby **Leo Luncid** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:15 pm

'Ey, sweet thing! You got a hair on your second chin, you know...

Elros · Postby **Elros** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:34 am

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (pun intended)

Darkle-ish · Postby **Darkle-ish** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:47 am

Elros wrote:If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (pun intended)

Being able to have the chance to say that is definately worth the chance of getting slapped/punched/kicked/etc.

Elros · Postby **Elros** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:49 am

Darkle-ish wrote:
Elros wrote:If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (pun intended)

Being able to have the chance to say that is definately worth the chance of getting slapped/punched/kicked/etc.

Haha. Yeah I would have to agree there. :wink:

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:55 am

You like cats? I have a hairless one just dieing to meet you.*unzips fly*

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:57 am

Been used. Doesn't work.

"Want to ride my trojan man?"

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:10 am

Racetyme wrote:Been used. Doesn't work.

"Want to ride my trojan man?"

Shouldn't that woman?
What man wants to ride another mans trojan?

Tee hee. Tee hee.

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:13 am

I can't understnad that ftora afor and at the moment.

SwimFan · Postby **SwimFan** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:09 am

kasuo wrote:*while holding a piece of cloth* Does this smell like chloroform to you?

LMAO

I think my zipper's broken, could you fix it?

I forgot my number, can I have yours?

Lie down, I think I love you.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I'm an organ donor. Need anything?

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

faolan · Postby **faolan** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:26 am

I really don't get pick up lines, but some of those would have me screaming for someone to save me and/or drag them away from me. Or say something very rude and run away.

Sunni Daez · Postby **Sunni Daez** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:47 pm

This was used on me once....

"Your as beautiful as my ex wife."

:roll:

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