World's Worst Pick-up Lines

saztronic · Postby **saztronic** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:51 pm

*with a glassy, dilated stare and flushed complexion*

Heh... heh heh heh. Heh. Whoa.

Yo_Yo · Postby **Yo_Yo** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:29 pm

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Used it once....gonna claim i was drunk >.>;

Elros · Postby **Elros** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:49 pm

Yo_Yo wrote:Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Used it once....gonna claim i was drunk >.>;

Haha! The funniest part of that one is that you actually used it. :wink:

BarbaricAvatar · Postby **BarbaricAvatar** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:28 am

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:43 pm

Ah, you're probably as good as I'm gonna find tonight. Here's my number.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:37 am

*walks towards her timidly* Look...I...I was thinking and...I reached the conclusion that you are and Angel...But next time when you fall from the sky don't fall with your face, ok?

(this is more of a "how to get a slap from a girl")

joo · Postby **joo** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:54 pm

*Holding out a paper bag* I'll do you from behind if you wear this.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:38 am

Anti to his Mistress: "I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:04 am

That's actually a good one, I lol'd.

Leo Luncid · Postby **Leo Luncid** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:55 am

Argh! I'm a pirate! Mind if I search your chest?

Happy birthday! Close your eyes for a present! ...
...
Okay, open them! Yay, it's a blindfold; now hold still.

Aye, if ye 'avent noticed, I'ma pirate! Can I borrow your booty?

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:26 pm

Tonight's your lucky night, bitch. Now get in my car.

Leo Luncid · Postby **Leo Luncid** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:27 am

Whoever's bidding on you, I going twice as much!

Missy · Postby **Missy** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:57 am

If I had go-go gadget arms I'd grab your ass from here.

Sekar · Postby **Sekar** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:20 am

I've got a bomb in my pants. Can you disarm it?

Sgt_Tater · Postby **Sgt_Tater** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:26 pm

You remind me of my mother, lucky for you, I'm a mamas' boy

..My wife thought of this one.

World's Worst Pick-up Lines

These ones may be lame... :P

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