The Grant-a-wish Game: Alternative Endings

[UloDeTero]

If you've been following the grant-a-wish game, you've probably had this happen:
You read the latest wish and have a great answer to it, but before you can type it up and think of another wish, someone else has beaten you to it! Or you've seen an already-answered wish and thought "I can come up with a better answer than that!" Well, this thread is for you!

Just quote the wish from the original thread (maybe even link to it), and add your fulfilment as usual. These posts won't follow on from each other, though, so don't make a wish at the end. (Well, you can if you want, but don't type it! )

Ok, here's one to start with:

I wish for a magic cauldron that create one peanutbutter and jelly sandwiche every time I say "fork-lift".

Granted, but when you eat it the magic peanut butter is so sticky that it seals your mouth shut, and you're unable to say "fork-lift" or anything else. Ever again.

[Nakranoth]

The Communications Department - Cantriian Ministry of Truth

Totally off topic, but does that make the Player's Department the Ministry of Love?

lol


You gain the ability to stop wishing for tentacles, but it doesn't stop the tentacles from previous wishes coming, lots of tentacles

I wish I got a pound for every time I logged into Cantr, lol

You are now grotesquely obese.

[Nakranoth]

I wish Spazz would give over control to my tentacles!

Done! He gave it over to me. And while I'm usually a nice guy, hentai is quite fun, if you catch my drift.

[hEarty]

Hot! I think I've just met my new best friend lol

[SekoETC]

That's it, we definately need to have a poll of how many forum-goers are into kinky stuff.

[Antichrist_Online]

You've my permission, but I don't represent the other CD members...

[formerly known as hf]

I'm just glad that I wasn't alone in hentai being my first thought at reading a discussion about tentacles...

[Pie]

xp xp xp xp xp xp xp

No.

xp xp xp xp xp xp xp

[hEarty]

Leave it to me to enter a game and have it turn to tentacles and hentai *snickers*

[UloDeTero]

I wish I wasn't turned into a emo kid and was my usual sexy goth self...

Granted. You are now an emo adult, and have been transported back in time to become a member of an ancient Germanic tribe.

[SekoETC]

I wish that I never felt grouchy

Granted, you are turned into Groucho Marx. So instead of feeling grouchy, you feel groucho... Har har.

[Nakranoth]

Hrmm... I think being tied or else super-glued to Groucho would cause more feeling... I mean just because I am (insert name here) doesn't meen I feel (insert identical name here). *nods*

[Leo Luncid]

I wish I spoke ten languages.

Granted, you now have ten mouths to speak those ten languages at one time; therefore whatever you say, you say it with your ten mouths, having no-one to understand your overlapping speech. I can see it now...