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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:53 pm
by joo
Condom with ventilation holes

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:58 pm
by Money
pocket with hole in bottom
+
wallet thats sticky
=
a wallet that sticks to the side of the pocket
=
Pickpockets dream (now able to steal out of the bottom of the pocket not just top :twisted: )

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:34 pm
by joo
A forum hosted on the same server as a laggy game that frequently loses posts and fails to send emails.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:22 pm
by trexdino
Joo, I think I know I remember that from somewhere, but where? Hmm...perhaps I will never know. :lol:


staples made of paper

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:22 am
by Zanthos
paper made of staples

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:49 am
by joo
The Beastmaster in Footmen Frenzy 6.2.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:07 am
by Sunni Daez
a stupid invention? hmm

A steering wheel, book holder, mount thingie.. ... so you can read while you drive,, but keep your hands on the wheel... saftey first ya know!

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:17 am
by joo
A submachinegun that has a swivelling rocket launcher mounted on top of it that both weighs it down and fires explosive rockets in random directions (inluding backwards).

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:03 am
by Tiamo
A program that plays all your games for you, without error.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:50 am
by joo
That's known as a trainer (although it's not always without error)


A felt-tip with no cover (i.e. you have to touch the inky part)

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:38 am
by saztronic
Fingerless oven mitts, for easier gripping

Disposable doors

Vegetable-flavored bacon

Throat plugs

Solar powered petrol pumps

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:58 am
by Pie
edible pineapple hand granade.

the death penalty for attempted suiside.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:26 pm
by Crosshair
Lead windows...


Nitro chewing gum

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:49 pm
by joo
Fire engine with axilliary hose that sprays from fuel tank.

Emergency services number that plays music and periodically says "We care about your call, please hold on", but in reality there's nobody on the other end.

Police car that drops spike strip at the front instead of the back :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:29 pm
by Appolom
An errorless Steam. :shock:

No seriously, an air tight sealed off trash can would be great! No more having to use energy lifting up that lid!