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Liljum
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Postby Liljum » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:13 am

Some have really made me laugh. :D How about this one?

fluid repelant diapers.
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Postby Zanthos » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:44 am

Racetyme wrote:A computer that does computations by hand. (Yes that means you)


That does exist as well... its called an abascus[/img]
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:40 am

I'm sure this is a game... So I'm moving it and giving my suggestion of:

Paper fire door.
Alcohol fire extinguisher.

Best one though:
Cold reflecting mirror (this is a real one caused by bad thinking).
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Postby Bowser » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:32 am

Baby motorcycle seat
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Postby mcclone » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:18 am

Glass sledgehammer.

Tuna-flavored ice-cream.

Butane nose-hair trimmer.
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Postby Racetyme » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:45 am

Flame retardant wet suit.
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Postby Spazz » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:56 am

Solid (Pure) Potassium ship hulls :D

Acidic Antacids :P

Pure sugar beekeeper's suits.
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Postby HoH » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:01 am

Pizza flavored yogurt.
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Postby Spazz » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:41 am

Electrical wiring with the insulation in the middle and the conductor outside
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Postby deadboy » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:35 am

Pie :P

Ah, I'm just kinding really Pie ;)
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:51 am

Mmm, pizza yoghurt... and tuna ice cream. Should try those. Would be a nice shade of pink too. The electric conductor thing sounds funny as well.
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Postby Chris Johnson » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:26 am

mcclone wrote:Tuna-flavored ice-cream.

Have a look at the tasting menu at The Fat Duck, Bray restaurant - A Michelin 2 Star with a very adventurous cook (Heston Blumenthal) - there you'll find "Sardine on Toast Sorbet" along with "snail porridge" and other strange combinations which from many reports all work very well (which is why he charges £150 a head)
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Postby MikeToulis » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:31 pm

Concrete car tires (never goes flat)

Solid Mercury Thermometer

Steel Track Shoes (for better ankle support)

A highly addictive MMORPG with a green theme ... :lol:
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Postby Spazz » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:55 am

Wooden TV Screens

Laxatives sold as diarrhea medicine

Light bulbs filled with oxygen and acetylene instead of inert gas (take cover!)
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:18 am

A drinking glass made of ice.
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