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Let's make stupid inventions

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:05 pm
by SekoETC
This might be a game... gut maybe it's not so it might as well be here. The idea is to come up with pointless things. May include descriptions but often a name says enough. It leaves room for imagination.

Some I came up with:


Toilet paper repair kit.

Match extinguisher.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:31 pm
by Spillages
Water-proof Towels?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:26 am
by Cdls
Water-proof Towels?


That would actually be a good invention...think about it, a towel that doesnt get wet, it could dry you as much as you wanted.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:33 am
by BarbaricAvatar
Nuclear-powered Geiger Counter?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:42 am
by Talapus
Dehydrated water packets?
Battery powered battery recharger?
Solar powered flashlight?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:47 am
by Spillages
Helicopter ejection seat?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:55 am
by Talapus
Spillages wrote:Helicopter ejection seat?


Those actually exist.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:18 am
by Pie
xp

ok, i got one.

smile machene.
air in a can.
a Car powerd Car.(a car that's powerd by another car.)
the anti pill pill.(a pill that works against pills.)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:31 am
by Piscator
Air in cans exist, I believe. In Japan.

How about a low-radiation solarium?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:49 am
by Racetyme
A computer that does computations by hand. (Yes that means you)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:29 am
by Spillages
Talapus wrote:
Spillages wrote:Helicopter ejection seat?


Those actually exist.


You're kidding, right?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:33 am
by Spillages
Wait... I got an invention. Fingers, Possible uses - counting!

Pie wrote:xp

ok, i got one.

smile machene.
air in a can.
a Car powerd Car.(a car that's powerd by another car.)
the anti pill pill.(a pill that works against pills.)



1. Smile Machine
2. Canned Air
3. Car Powered Car
4. Anti-Pill

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:47 am
by Talapus
Spillages wrote:You're kidding, right?


Not at all. See:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ka-50
http://www.ejectionsite.com/k37seat.htm

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:28 am
by Spazz
Lead (Completely made out of lead) Airplanes.

Feces flavored dental floss.

Cardboard Body Armor.

Water soluble submarines.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:49 am
by Talapus
Spazz wrote:Cardboard Body Armor


That reminds me of my freshman year in college. We had this event called Cardboard Wars where people would make weapons and armor. The only rule was that they could only be made out of cardboard and duct tape. Then there would be a giant melee in a field. Unfortunately the school authorities cracked down on it since too many people were sent to the hospital for broken bones, pissing blood and the like.