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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:27 am
by sanchez
Towed, repaired, and impounded.
I wish for a stunning collection of modern art.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:03 am
by west
You get "Still life with feces, numbers 1-500"
I wish for a robot to do my bidding.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:27 am
by Bowser
west wrote:You get "Still life with feces, numbers 1-500"
I wish for a robot to do my bidding.
your new robot bids a million dollars on ebay for a pair of irregular pants.
I wish I could come up with an original, entertaining wish
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:41 am
by Nakranoth
You get a glowing, floating puffer fish wearing a jester hat.
I wish for free shipping.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:49 am
by sanchez
One way, to Bangladesh.
I wish to boogie 'til dawn.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:45 am
by Phalynx
Your wish is granted at 6am.
I wish for the death of George Bush.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:22 am
by FBI
We heard that.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:24 am
by sanchez
Dick Cheney is now president.
I wish for a holiday on a warm sunny beach.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:20 am
by Nosajimiki
teleports you to a beach on Mercury bordering a sea of molten rock.
We heard that.
I wish for the death of the entire executive branch... and feel free to take out congress while your at it, just leave the supreme court alone, they mostly don't suck.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:16 pm
by deadboy
FBI wrote:We heard that.
Lol
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:04 pm
by SekoETC
deadboy wrote:FBI wrote:We heard that.
Lol
Seconded. That was so random! Hopefully they react to other convenient topics as well.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:53 pm
by sanchez
Nosajimiki wrote:teleports you to a beach on Mercury bordering a sea of molten rock.
I wish for the death of the entire executive branch... and feel free to take out congress while your at it, just leave the supreme court alone, they mostly don't suck.
Antonin Scalia is now president.
I wish for a really good novel to read this afternoon.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:05 pm
by Phalynx
'War and Peace' lands in your lap....
I wish to have little elfs to meet all my needs...
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:49 pm
by FBI
If by "elf" you mean "help help I'm trapped in a windowless room with no access to the judiciary system," I can help with that.
I wish I wasn't so damn awesome.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:07 pm
by Nakranoth
Hey, looks like I don't need to do anything
I wish silly people didn't impersonate government agencies.