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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:56 pm
by west
A nuclear war somehow kills everyone but you.
I wish I spoke ten languages.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:59 pm
by sanchez
You are the last living speaker of ten languages.
I want a honest government.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:03 am
by Bowser
You get an honest government, but you don't like the true things they tell you, so you vote for some fast talking liar in the next election.
I want to be a famous rock and roll star, loved by millions or adoring fans.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:05 am
by Nalaris
Unfortunately, those millions of adoring fans are easily killed by the remaining 5.9 billion people on the Earth, who are driven mad with hatred for you, and you soon follow.
I wish I had a better computer.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:09 am
by Rusalka
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You all are posting too quickly!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:09 am
by sanchez
You get to work under contract for Microsoft, and you are only paid based on the results of a user satisfaction survey administered on their help site.
I want good vegan recipe for chocolate cake.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:14 am
by deadboy
Heh.... this is too easy
The chocolate cake is packed with over a million calories. You become very fat. The objects in your kitchen begin to orbit you and eventually you implode from the force of your own gravity
I wish our world wasn't so fragile to us screwing it over. Why can't it just take what we throw at it and tear out of it
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:18 am
by new.vogue.nightmare
BOOYAH. Our world is a lifeless hunk of rock, with no more of those pesky 'ecosystems' or 'climate' things to worry about.
I wish for half a dozen supermodels, redheads please, who will do anything I command.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:21 am
by sanchez
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:22 am
by Nakranoth
I hope you enjoy buff scantily men... with red hair...
I wish for a baking pan so I can cook pizzas in my dorm kitchen.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:26 am
by west
Nakranoth wrote:I hope you enjoy buff scantily men... with red hair...
I wish for a baking pan so I can cook pizzas in my dorm kitchen.
You get the pan, but the first pizza you cook gives you botulism and you die.
I wish people would come up with more original things for this game.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:47 am
by sanchez
We're all sharing them in private.
I want better cell phone reception in my neighbourhood.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:55 am
by Nakranoth
Your house gets knocked down to put up a new tower.
I wish for a completely self sufficient pet.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:12 am
by Neuman
You get a rock. His name is "Ted."
I wish for a candle. A red one.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:15 am
by Phalynx
You get a shiny red fork handle!
I wish my car was fixed.