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You read everyone's mind, only to discover every other person in the world has more profound and interesting thoughts than you.

I wish to have the power of telekinesis!

Phalynx wrote:You read everyone's mind, only to discover every other person in the world has more profound and interesting thoughts than you.

I wish to have the power of telekinesis!

You quickly discover your power is limited to moving rabbits.

I wish I had a ride to the grocery store!

A limo takes you to the store, but they only have freeze dried cow penis.

I wish for unlimited health, love and money for myself and everyone else.







Side note: The wish game is my favorite forum game.

DELGRAD wrote:A limo takes you to the store, but they only have freeze dried cow penis.

I wish for unlimited health, love and money for myself and everyone else.

Unfortunately, because nobody can die and everyone's in love, everyone hates each other for stealing each others' lovers, but they can't kill each other so they are constantly destroying each others' possessions. Since everyone is infinitely rich, the world economy collapses and the world reverts to a barter system, albeit one in which everyone locks their belongings up so other people don't destroy them. It's hell on earth. Enjoy!

I wish I had something to eat besides all this cow penis.

You now have dogs dick aswell as your cow's penis,

I wish I had a yamaha warrior (the motorcycle)

P.S getting fired from my job would be great

Enjoy



I wish I had programming skills and I could join ProgD.

Granted, but as someone stole the Doom Djinn game and didn't give it it's proper name you can only program Brainfuck, which means it takes you years to do the simplest of programs.

I wish someone would deal with my current depression.

Bang, you're dead. The end to all things negative.

I wish I could have a sandwich without getting up.

A delivery man brings you your sandwich every day so that you needn't ever get up. You become very fat, the objects in your house begin to orbit you, and you eventually implode from your own gravity field.

I wish I was the U.S president

Granted, you are no longer uproused by meat between bread.

I wish the dining hall wern't quite so far away from my dorm.

You become President, but quickly realise that the rest of the world hates you on principle, having no political currency you are assasinated quickly. It is difficult to tell what kills you, the sniper bullet through the head, the polonium poisoning or the nazi dagger in the back.


I want to learn the secret behind Worcester Sauce!

You learn the secret, and it haunts your dreams until you kill yourself to unlearn it.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

The dining hall is moved right next to your dorm, unforfunatly, those few lost steps make you become very fat, the objects in your dorm begin to orbit you, and you eventually implode from your own gravity field.

AND

You discover that worchester sauce is secretly made of ground up BigMacs. It puts you off anything with worchester sauce in it for life

EDIT: AND When you become taller you keep falling over alot. It hurts

I wish I was the most intelligent human on the planet

You are strung up by your toes from Phalynx's tamarindo tree...

I want a job I love.

AHHHHHH

You get the job you love, but you secretly discover you secret love is cleaning up sick. You enjoy it, but the pay is bad.... oh, and you also end up dying of cholera.

I wish I was the most intelligent human on the planet (for the second time )