Cantr II Discussion Forum

Granted!

They're 2 kilometre in diameter, weigh several tonnes and their speed in metres per second is expressable only in scientific notation.

Wish people I like weren't allergic to cats.

Granted. But none of them like you anyway. They come over with their trained killer kitties and they kill you. But they don't just kill you - cats like to play with their prey. Your death is slow and torturous.

I wish I had the ability to balance my academic life with my physical and mental well-being and my online gaming life.

Granted but because you’re balancing so much they’re all done poorly but in equal proportions.

I wish this house move would go smoothly.

Granted but you move in the wrong location and find the house to be really tiny

I wish I would have done my school work sooner

Granted but you end up finding you’ve forgotten about the piece due and have completed a future piece.

I wish I could hear people’s thoughts at will

Granted, but the only thoughts you can hear are earworms and poorly written erotic fanfiction.

I wish my painting would paint itself and look good and all on time for Christmas.

Granted, but the picture that it was painted over was an Old Master stolen from a museum. Your trial for art theft starts next week.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. You get 8 more hours in the day... To work...
I wish for a shorter commute.

Granted! But the short cut involves a daily duel with local land sharks who want to steal your lunch money.

I wish my Hogwarts letter would get here already. It's super late.

Granted! ...except it's a rejection letter.

I wish I could move out of this stinkin' house.

Granted! You move into a house that stinks even worse, like someone tried to cover up the smell of cadavers and formaldehyde with cat pee.

I wish I had a song idea for IG that doesn't involve directly copying and pasting lyrics.

Granted! Only file with it is encrypted and You don't know password.
I wish to see mission to Mars to go through in my life time.