Cantr II Discussion Forum

Granted, your characters didn't die, but they're spectators now. No longer able to interact with anyone. We cannot hear them speak, no matter how loud you talk.


I wish that my cat wasn't in heat any longer. -_-

Granted. Your cat is immediately teleported to Antarctica and freezes to death.

I wish the Florida Highway Patrol wasn't so finnicky.

Granted. But because they are so easy going, the highway are now full of drunk, unlicensed joy-riding drivers crashing every now and then.

I wish I have 30 characters in 1 account.

Granted, but it won't be for long. With so many char's, you can't help one of your chars helping another, and you get banned for breaking the Capital Rule.

I wish my hayfever would stop... *ATCHOOO*

Granted, but it will be back next season, worse than before.

I wish to be invisible.

Granted, but you will be incorporeal, and won't be able to touch anything, or eat, or speak. Just float around.

I wish that I were a powerful wizard.

Granted. You were, but never used your powers. Unfortunately, now it is too late.

I wish i could make other people's wishes come true.

Granted, from now on you're a genie. Unfortunately the wizard that you just gave powers locked you up in a bottle caus you pissed him off for not telling him..

I wish I could breathe under water..

You can breathe under water. That is, you are now buried in a vault deep in the earth below the sea. But at least you can breathe right?

I wish I had a pet tiger in Cantr.

They add pet tigers to Cantr, but they also add a 'feature' where aggressive animals randomly turn on their owners. After a week your tiger attacks and kills your character.

I wish it wasn't so goddamn hot.

Granted. But now it's so satan-blessed cold.

I wish it would rain like cantr in real life.

Hello, Hurricane Cantr. It rains every other day, and floods every weekend.

I wish that I could go to college for FREE

Granted. Any and all future employers decide that they will no longer hire anyone that does not have a college degree. You die on Graduation Day.

I wish Snickie would make a wish....

I wish Bmot would explode.