Cantr II Discussion Forum

Granted, you'll miss your boat, so you won't get seasick.

I wish something to drink would appear here, so I don't have to go downstairs to get it myself.

Here you are! One nice full glass of liquid cyanide, aaaalllllllllll for you.

I wish my shoes actually fit my feet.

Granted. They now fit perfectly, a craftsman spent many hours getting them just right. Unfortunately during the process, he removed them from your legs, and you now have to hobble about on two stumps, with crutches for support, I'm not cruel.

I wish I could catch up with that boat again!

You do, but with at a unfortunate high fraction of the speed of light, resulting you becoming a red pulp on the back of the boat on contact.

I wish there will come no harm to me.

Granted! You will now live the rest of your life in a white, sterile, padded room, will be fed intravenously through a drip, and never allowed to leave.

I wish i could get off this boat!

Granted! Iceberg straight ahead! You better get off quickly

I wish I was less bored, and cantr a bit more lively

Granted!

You now have fifteen children! You'll never sleep again, but you're not bored!

And for part two,

Everybody who plays cantr is suddenly up, awake and free to play cantr! Cantr has never been so active.

Pitty you'll never have time to play, EVER AGAIN.

oddedd wrote:Granted!

You now have fifteen children! You'll never sleep again, but you're not bored!

And for part two,

Everybody who plays cantr is suddenly up, awake and free to play cantr! Cantr has never been so active.

Pitty you'll never have time to play, EVER AGAIN.

You forgot to make a wish...

Oh yeah dammit! I wish I could have as many deserts as I like and not gain weight or be unhealthy!

Granted! Although you find that eating cactus is kind of painful. You lose tons of weight from dehydration and end up dying not because you ate too many cacti, but because you wished for a desert instead of a dessert.

I wish cookies didn't make me feel bad.

Granted, thanks to just one added ingredient, the cookies now make you feel amaaaaazing Unfortunately the police are on their way.

I wish I could go home, but still get paid.

Granted but that would be your last pay ever.

I wish i have a hamster.

Granted, he just bit your finger

I wish I didn't need to sleep every night.

Granted. But when you find it boring to be awake all the time, especially at night, you realize just how much you appreciate naps to pass the time, and you take an eternal nap.

I wish my homework would do itself.

granted. now that your homework have "done itself". it magically multiply to as much as twice the original amount.

I wish my characters didn't die. (most of them)