The grant-a-wish game

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Bmot » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:55 pm

Granted, you'll miss your boat, so you won't get seasick.

I wish something to drink would appear here, so I don't have to go downstairs to get it myself.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Snickie » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:08 am

Here you are! One nice full glass of liquid cyanide, aaaalllllllllll for you.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby oddedd » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:19 am

Granted. They now fit perfectly, a craftsman spent many hours getting them just right. Unfortunately during the process, he removed them from your legs, and you now have to hobble about on two stumps, with crutches for support, I'm not cruel.

I wish I could catch up with that boat again!
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Andu » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:04 am

You do, but with at a unfortunate high fraction of the speed of light, resulting you becoming a red pulp on the back of the boat on contact.

I wish there will come no harm to me.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby oddedd » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:14 pm

Granted! You will now live the rest of your life in a white, sterile, padded room, will be fed intravenously through a drip, and never allowed to leave.

I wish i could get off this boat!
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Bmot » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:57 pm

Granted! Iceberg straight ahead! You better get off quickly ;)

I wish I was less bored, and cantr a bit more lively
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby oddedd » Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:45 pm

Granted!

You now have fifteen children! You'll never sleep again, but you're not bored!

And for part two,

Everybody who plays cantr is suddenly up, awake and free to play cantr! Cantr has never been so active.

Pitty you'll never have time to play, EVER AGAIN.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Bmot » Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:46 pm

oddedd wrote:Granted!

You now have fifteen children! You'll never sleep again, but you're not bored!

And for part two,

Everybody who plays cantr is suddenly up, awake and free to play cantr! Cantr has never been so active.

Pitty you'll never have time to play, EVER AGAIN.


You forgot to make a wish... :roll:
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby oddedd » Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:01 pm

Oh yeah dammit! I wish I could have as many deserts as I like and not gain weight or be unhealthy!
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Snickie » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:51 am

Granted! Although you find that eating cactus is kind of painful. You lose tons of weight from dehydration and end up dying not because you ate too many cacti, but because you wished for a desert instead of a dessert.

I wish cookies didn't make me feel bad.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby oddedd » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:06 pm

Granted, thanks to just one added ingredient, the cookies now make you feel amaaaaazing :-) Unfortunately the police are on their way.

I wish I could go home, but still get paid.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby jesperyang » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:53 am

Granted but that would be your last pay ever.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Mee » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:11 pm

Granted, he just bit your finger :evil:

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Snickie » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:29 am

Granted. But when you find it boring to be awake all the time, especially at night, you realize just how much you appreciate naps to pass the time, and you take an eternal nap.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby jesperyang » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:06 am

granted. now that your homework have "done itself". it magically multiply to as much as twice the original amount.

I wish my characters didn't die. (most of them)
hyrle wrote:Some days it feels like not enough characters, and some days it feels like too many. I'm such a Cantrholic.


Imagine one day there would be.. hemp loin clothes, bras, and socks. Only the true hardcore would wear them and feel "comfortable".

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