Granted!
They're 2 kilometre in diameter, weigh several tonnes and their speed in metres per second is expressable only in scientific notation.
Wish people I like weren't allergic to cats.
The grant-a-wish game
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- iavatus
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- Snickie
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted. But none of them like you anyway. They come over with their trained killer kitties and they kill you. But they don't just kill you - cats like to play with their prey. Your death is slow and torturous.
I wish I had the ability to balance my academic life with my physical and mental well-being and my online gaming life.
I wish I had the ability to balance my academic life with my physical and mental well-being and my online gaming life.
- Poldora
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted but because you’re balancing so much they’re all done poorly but in equal proportions.
I wish this house move would go smoothly.
I wish this house move would go smoothly.
- sherman
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted but you move in the wrong location and find the house to be really tiny
I wish I would have done my school work sooner
I wish I would have done my school work sooner
Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.
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- Poldora
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted but you end up finding you’ve forgotten about the piece due and have completed a future piece.
I wish I could hear people’s thoughts at will
I wish I could hear people’s thoughts at will
- Snickie
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted, but the only thoughts you can hear are earworms and poorly written erotic fanfiction.
I wish my painting would paint itself and look good and all on time for Christmas.
I wish my painting would paint itself and look good and all on time for Christmas.
- gejyspa
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted, but the picture that it was painted over was an Old Master stolen from a museum. Your trial for art theft starts next week.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish for more hours in the day.
- Chroma Key
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted. You get 8 more hours in the day... To work...
I wish for a shorter commute.
I wish for a shorter commute.
"She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it.”
"For a short moment there, you almost sounded human."
"For a short moment there, you almost sounded human."
- Owlette
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted! But the short cut involves a daily duel with local land sharks who want to steal your lunch money.
I wish my Hogwarts letter would get here already. It's super late.
I wish my Hogwarts letter would get here already. It's super late.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted! ...except it's a rejection letter.
I wish I could move out of this stinkin' house.
I wish I could move out of this stinkin' house.
"My most traumatizing moment was being stuck in a cage without ice cream. Also I eat my hamburgers like I eat my hockey pucks."
- Snickie
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted! You move into a house that stinks even worse, like someone tried to cover up the smell of cadavers and formaldehyde with cat pee.
I wish I had a song idea for IG that doesn't involve directly copying and pasting lyrics.
I wish I had a song idea for IG that doesn't involve directly copying and pasting lyrics.
- witia1
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted! Only file with it is encrypted and You don't know password.
I wish to see mission to Mars to go through in my life time.
I wish to see mission to Mars to go through in my life time.
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