The grant-a-wish game

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The grant-a-wish game

Postby Nakranoth » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:13 pm

Alright, the rules are simple, you grant the person before you's wish, but do so in a manner that is undesireable.
For example, if they wished for a million dollors you could say:
"Granted, but it's in my safe." Then you wish for something yourself. The only thing you're not allowed to wish for is for the next person to not get to wish, you could wish that their wish not be granted, but then the following person could still continue it...

So, I wish for snow in New Orleans this Christmas.
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Postby Nosajimiki » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:20 pm

*gives you a snow globe*

I wish for omnipotence.
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Postby Bowser » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:55 pm

*As you wish, but only if you can make a grilled cheese sandwich so hot, even you can't eat it*

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
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Postby Nakranoth » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:16 am

Granted, *edited for refrence porposes* hope you like mayo 'cause it's chock full of it. :twisted:


I wish for a time machine.
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Postby in vitro... » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:30 am

*gives you a time machine, but suddenly Nakranoth from the future appears, takes the time machine away from you and says: "Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!" *

i wish to be happy
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Postby Nosajimiki » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:07 am

next time you have an orgasm, you will not be able to finnish ejaculating... ever...

I wish Cantr would not lag so much.
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Postby Nakranoth » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:38 am

You have now been unsubscribed.

I wish the kiwi survived his "flight"
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Postby Pie » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:41 am

*makes it lag more* hey, you didn't say you wanted it to lag less.

I wish i had a slice of pie, a not living pie, a peice of pie that isn't me, a piece of pie that is made with correct ingrediance, acording to "betty crocker" and it was 1/8th the size of an 10 inch (in diamiter) pie.
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Postby Dreamhand » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:43 am

*Hands Pie a a wedge of shredded paper strips - each one reading "correct ingrediance" (whatever those are) with Betty Crocker's signature - sandwiched between a layer of tasty pasty.

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Postby fishfin » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:52 am

Throws Dreamhand into an empty cell with only a computer that is configured in such a way that it can only connect to www.cantr.net.

I wish that all my schoolwork is finished for the rest of the year with an A in all subjects.
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Postby Phalynx » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:49 am

*moves you back to kindergarten*

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Postby Rusalka » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:06 am

And suddenly every single human being on the planet disappeared.

I wish for one milion wishes!
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Postby in vitro... » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:16 pm

you can wish for whatever you want only if you wish for... soap

I wish for one milion dollars!
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Postby Leo Luncid » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:22 pm

*drops a massive bag of pennies amounting to one million dollars a hundred feet upon your head*

I wish for my sanity!
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Postby SekoETC » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:49 pm

You get it through spending a year in an insane asylum and during that time, your Cantr account times out.

(I'm surprised we haven't played this before...)

I wish for a tuna sandwich.
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