I started thinking it might be fun to combine those random quotes into a story or a fake dialogue (naturally everyone would get only one line but it doesn't matter who said what, as long as the result is absurd and hilarious). Basically the one to use the most quotes in a fluent dialogue wins, though the fun factor and innovativeness should have a pretty large impact as well.
If someone wants their quotes to be off limits then you ought to post here before people use them. Quotes will DEFINITELY be used in the wrong context and this should in no means be taken seriously.
Seeing there's only 50 quotes a day this might prove a bit tricky, but I wanna give it a shot.
"Whats the matter ****? Can`t keep up with her?"
"haha my fingers feel like the have pins and needles"
":) ruling towns is nice especially when you get more"
"I take it that means you're doing well"
"you're talking about squishing spiders"
"Well, my hard drive was completely ruined"
"While you are fixing things can you fix my project?"
"I see papyas growing...bannana, avacados"
"And nothing else? Damn ****, shes taken, geez"
"only got to 19 ... can't think of more."
"I havemt' seen it either. I've been looking"
"Give me some time and I'll list his items..."
"Someone in **** must have thought it their lucky day."
"It was done by the time we got into town"
"problem is she'd have to prove it happened"
"Hoo, wack-dee. Manjaaa, tak-tak, manchoooo."
"This coming from the man with a song called "Drugs or Jesus""
"I based a history project off of that song."
"I don't know him, is he new or we just enter at different hours?"
"We'll just call him stalker ***** now. :p"
"And *. wrongly arrested someone today."
"I just get no sensation in hot water."
"makes you more of an fundalmentalis ****"
"it was a general statement with obvious implications about me"
"Careful, *****, ****'s ego's very fragile..."
"Ah, I am alright I guess. Raising hell against ****."
"I'm afraid to walk from my car to my door in the dark..."
"Canadian Border Guards To Be Armed...Eventually"
"means I'm gonna be rich if they do maybe
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"and make sure he has a crossbow and ironshield"