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Phalynx
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Postby Phalynx » Sun May 28, 2006 9:51 pm

Out pops a cheque for a large amount of money made out to "The Sony Corporation".....


I insert my prosthetic leg.
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Lychee
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Postby Lychee » Mon May 29, 2006 3:41 am

A Box of lipstick comes out

I put in a roll of toilet paper
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Mon May 29, 2006 4:19 am

it comes out used

I put in the ring
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Lychee
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Postby Lychee » Mon May 29, 2006 5:42 am

The Vending machine starts moaning and shaking, then a broken cd comes out

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I put Torkthe Commie and Wu Jintao in the Vending machine
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Torkess_theCommie
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Postby Torkess_theCommie » Mon May 29, 2006 5:44 am

I come out perfectly fine with the corpse of HuJinTao, obviously beaten up with my angry fist

I insert Pie, yes the person Pie
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Postby Lychee » Mon May 29, 2006 11:26 pm

Freshly baked apple pie comes out and a 15 page report on english with very
poor grammer and punctuation, in the english language

I put in "Quotations from Mao Zedong" also known as the little red book.
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Torkess_theCommie
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Postby Torkess_theCommie » Tue May 30, 2006 1:18 am

The book comes back out and into my hands and I run away as quickly as I can yelling "Master! Master! I've Found it!"

I put in this emoticon :!:
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Dee
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Postby Dee » Tue May 30, 2006 8:34 am

Comes out this face :shock:


I insert my red hair into the machine.
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Postby Gender » Tue May 30, 2006 9:27 am

It comes out with the Anne of Green Gables strongly attached.

I'm inserting a dime and kick the machine to start it...
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Tue May 30, 2006 9:39 am

out comes a coke

I put in a bone spear...
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Postby Duckers » Tue May 30, 2006 9:53 am

Out comes a diamond-encrusted sabre, with "Property of Fishfin" engraved on the blade.

I put a picture of Josef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili into the machine.
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Postby Gender » Tue May 30, 2006 10:16 am

Out comes the comic book of the Donald Duck.

I put an envelope filled with maps...
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Postby N-Aldwitch » Tue May 30, 2006 11:22 am

and you get out a newspawn who likes opening them all and dropping them on the floor, making you pick them up again.

You put in a big pile of chocolate icecream..
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Tue May 30, 2006 9:54 pm

Out comes a big pile of chocolate ice cream for me to eat. Yay... But wait. Something is missing. I went around, searching and searching... But there's nothing. My eyes start to water. With a burst of frustration, I tore the machine apart yelling and screaming as the ice cream began to melt away in my hands and on the floor. "Where's my spoon!? I can't eat without my lucky spoon!"

And so I throw the broken vending machine in another vending machine of the same potential.
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Wed May 31, 2006 10:48 am

Out comes a Von-Neumen Vending Machine that continues reproducing for eternity.

I instert a large block of Ribbensdale Goats Cheese.
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