King of the Hill

formerly known as hf · Postby **formerly known as hf** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:13 pm

I'll think you'll find I'm the arse king around here...

Leo Luncid · Postby **Leo Luncid** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:30 pm

Oh yeah, well I'm the Donkey Lord around here!

And your arrogance deserves some ass-whuppin!

I'm Leo Luncid, the Assquatch King of the Asses!

trexdino · Postby **trexdino** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:54 pm

And I am still King of the World. What are communist leaders called again? No matter, all of you fall under my control.

*I send out my army and destroy all notes but leave my bigger army defending me and my castle, for this is communism*

Universal health care for all.

I dont support universal health care

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:58 pm

I do a surgery to become a woman then marry trexdino...then poison him and do another surgery do become me again...

I'm king, and once was queen, of the hill!!

trexdino · Postby **trexdino** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:01 am

but it isnt a hill

*My army comes back, killes you and I spawn back to life*

I am King of the hill or world?

*I use my power to have surgery that makes me immortal*

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:25 am

Immortal? I thought you said imoral!

I was the surgan, and made the mistake resulting in an increased immorality of Trexdino, and people have noticed! You commit many fax pas (pronounced fo paws, if I spelled it wrong) and piss off a bunch of people, who then ursurp your power and the resulting civil war lasts for aproximately 5 months untill I step up and take the throan!

The people who were rulers of russia were czars.

trexdino · Postby **trexdino** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:13 am

But did communist leaders have their own names, I know the russia part

I take a space shuttle to Alpha Centari and land on a new planet, which can sustain life. I rule the entire planet in which everyone loves me.

I rule this planet.

Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc · Postby **Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:44 am

Looking for the word dictator? Anyway, congratulations on having a seperate planet away from our hill and our world. *NUKES EVERYTHING*

EVEN MYSELF.... *sighs*

I'll never win

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:08 pm

*Performs a ritual in which the dead everywhere come to life, rise out of the earth and pull everyone down into the ground*

I rule my inpentrable undead fortress on the hill, surrounded by my legions of rotting dead

I am the Grand Archlich of the hill!

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:29 pm

joo wrote:*Performs a ritual in which the dead everywhere come to life, rise out of the earth and pull everyone down into the ground*

I rule my inpentrable undead fortress on the hill, surrounded by my legions of rotting dead

I am the Grand Archlich of the hill!

You can keep it, it stinks!!

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:29 pm

joo wrote:*Performs a ritual in which the dead everywhere come to life, rise out of the earth and pull everyone down into the ground*

I rule my inpentrable undead fortress on the hill, surrounded by my legions of rotting dead

I am the Grand Archlich of the hill!

You can keep it, it stinks!!

joo · Postby **joo** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:01 pm

Phalynx wrote:You can keep it, it stinks!!

Okay.

hehehe...

I am still the Grand Archlich of the hill!

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:25 pm

I poop and stand on top of hit

I am the king of the poop!!

ahm...guh :roll:

joo · Postby **joo** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:34 pm

*Reanimates the corpse of a squirrel Voltenion ate, which grows large and devours him and the rest of the faeces*

There is only one king and only one hill!

toon · Postby **toon** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:15 am

*grabs a shotgun and blows the zombies and the King to pieces*
I am the King.

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