The grant-a-wish game

[joo]

Sure. You are now her gimp-bitch-slave.



I wish hf's mum would at least wash before having sex with me.

[Money]

she does but then she rolls in mud right before

I wish that my box was back and that it just levitated in the sky and that the levitation was irriversible and that the box all its covering and me inside were indestructible... I shall love cursing chicken nuggets for all eternity

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but someone eats the chicken nuggets. Nevertheless, you curse chicken nuggets for all eternity. Is that a happy ending?

I wish that I knew everything without having brain capacity problems...

[Dogonabun]

Granted. Now you realise that there is a meteor headed to your city.

I wish for an orange. Not the color, the fruit.

[Dust Puppy]

You get an orange. But according to Randall Munroe it´s neither tasty nor easy to eat.




Now I wish for a peach.

[Voltenion]

lol...funny...

[formerly known as hf]

Here you go:
http://kotaku.com/357538/this-is-it-no-more-princess-peach-upskirts-after-this

On a side note; this is via a 'What the fuck is wrong with Kotaku thread' from the One Life Left Forums, and not something that I would usually be looking for (seriously, Luigi's more my type anyway)

Saying that, it did make me think what would happen if I searched deviant art. If you have an account - click at your peril *shivers*




I wish for this wish not to come true.

[Dust Puppy]

Your wish comes true, which means it does not come true which means it comes true which means it does not come true which means it comes true which means it does not come true which means it comes true which means it does not come true which means it comes true which means it does not come true which means it comes true which means it does not come true which means it comes true which means it does not come true which means it comes true... and so on until your head explodes.


I wish for this wish to come true.

[Money]

The Genie gets confused and as such decides that your wish was to die.. you then Die.

I wish that my box was back and that it just levitated in the sky and that the levitation was irriversible and that the box all its covering and me inside were indestructible and that the chicken Nuggets were indestructable and that no one could eat them and that I did not need to eat or sleep

[Joshuamonkey]

You die of boredom, but since you're indestructible you stay in a tortured state of mostly dead for all eternity.

I wish I could have anything I wished for.

[Dogonabun]

Granted. However, you are banned from the forums and are unable to wish for anything else.

I wish that 2+2=5.

[Tiamo]

Granted. Counting now goes like this: one, two, three, five, four, six, ...

I wish Cantr would be truly realistic.

[Missy]

Granted---A huge tornado comes through town killing your favorite character.

I wish it didn't cost so much to go to the Dr.

[Dogonabun]

Granted. However, to cut back charges doctors now do not have to go to med school.

I wish I could 1shot people in Cantr.

[joo]

Granted. However, they can one-shot you as well, and you die before you can try it out.


I wish I wish I wish a fish would wish for fish and fish would wish for me to wish that wish was fish and fish was wish so whenever I ate a wish I'd really be eating fish and whenever I ate a fish I get a freely granted wish!