The grant-a-wish game

[Voltenion]

granted....bankrupcy



I wish I had an F4 (on of those cool planes, not sure if it has this name) and I knew how to fly on it....and I had the license...and money for the fuel.

[joo]

It turns out to be a second-hand F4 whose only use is opening the address bar dropdown list...




I wish I could download torrents instantly.

[hEarty]

Granted. It's too bad your computer takes 38 days to open them.



I wish that I could return to Cantr while keeping my boyfriend happy at the same time.

[Voltenion]

granted, your boyfriend decides do play cantr too and becoems adicted! (i need to do a bad part, right? err...ok...he becomes so addicted he forgets about you)


I wish I was funnier...

[SekoETC]

Granted, though now you cannot sound serious. Every time you say or do something, everybody bursts into laugher. This one time you get in an accident and are in dire need of help, but when you try crying for help, every person who hears your voice falls down laughing and so you die.

I wish they made a sequel for Serenity... that was even better than the original.

[trexdino]

Fine, the sequel is made, and you go to buy it, and then you have a heart attack and you never get it.

I wish I had all the Monk seasons on DVD

[SekoETC]

Granted, but then you go blind.

I wish my characters could find happiness.

[Leo Luncid]

Your characters found happiness, but you yourself, odd as it may be, didn't feel any different.







Disregarding everything I was refering to before, I wish that it can be.

[joo]

Your character all eventually find happiness, but only when they die.




I wish I could make babies (in Cantr)

[Money]

you can make babies.... WHO ARE WOOLY MAMETHS! The first time they are born they are quadruplites. They then proceed to trample you in your post-birthing state.

I wish I was locked in a metal box, surronded by 3feet of concrete, which is then surronded by a steel cage, which is then coverd in titanium plating and ontop of that... Chicken Nuggets . Also that I hated chicken Nuggets

[joo]

Granted... however, the rest of the space inside is full of water, so you soon die and miss the opportunity to enjoy spend eternity cursing chicken nuggets.




I wish that Microsoft were really going open source...

[Money]

It does but you die before you can enjoy it.

I wish I was alive again and the space inside my containment cell (look at my last post) was not full of water

[mikki]

Granted, then you forget about the fact that you are suspended in air by a rope under a bridge and the rope breaks. you come crashing down, into the water below. You die slowly as the air inside your cell runs out...


I wish I would get my income tax money already...

[Dogonabun]

Granted, but a new wish tax has been imposed, taking all of it back again.

I wish there was no wish tax.

[formerly known as hf]

There is no wish tax. It's replaced with a nipple tax. You have your nipples removed in an excrutiatingly painful manner.


I wish your mum would stop harrassing me. It was only a short fling, and, no, she can't be my gimp-bitch-slave, I have one already.