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Darkle-ish
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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:51 pm

While most of what you said was true (except the teddy bear, that was Joey), it still doesn't change the fact that although you appear to be an independent, androgynous Japanese thing of cheap and pathetic anime design, deep down inside you are just a scared little hermaphrodite so desperate for attention that you would do anything for recognition. Oh yes, I know about your stint as a sex slave in Tunisia. Don't worry, I'm sure you're parents don't care too much that you have AIDS and malaria. In fact, their glad because it means you'll soon be leaving this Earth and making your way towards the endless, mindless realm of obscurity known as Hell.
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:57 pm

Unlike you I'm not as pathetic to believe in imaginary friends, Heaven and Hell. :)
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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:01 pm

OOH! Goody. When Satan achieves dominance, I get to torture all the infidels! AHAHAHA!
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Postby joo » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:12 pm

Satan never tells the truth. He will kill you as soon as your usefulness to him is spent... and it will not be you who is doing the torturing, but me, the most trusted of all His servants! Die maggot! Bluahahahah!
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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:19 pm

I thought I dealt with you! Go back to your decrepit hole and wish to be as infernally favored as I! The Lord of Hate would never accept you as his second-in-command, inferior maggot!
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Postby Dudel » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:24 pm

Um... No?
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Postby joo » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:35 pm

You idiot... how can you expect to be taken serious when all you do is shove your opinion in people's faces like some obnoxious, unwashed penis, then leave without a backwards glance? You are a moron, and you're never going to get anywhere in life. You will die unhappy and alone, and nobody will go to your funeral.
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Postby Rebma » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:19 pm

Oh now now Joo, you know that's not true. You'll be there, waiting until no one is looking, to finally get your alone time with him.
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Postby guille10000 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:19 pm

You need to fuck your teddy bear because you're a bitter

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Postby SekoETC » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:29 pm

"A bitter"? Did you learn your English from reading beer bottle labels since I got no idea what you meant by that.
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Postby *Wiro » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:12 am

SekoETC wrote:"A bitter"? Did you learn your English from reading beer bottle labels since I got no idea what you meant by that.


Haha, you obviously did. As the proper way to have said that would've been:

NAZI wrote:"A bitter"? Did you learn your English from reading beer bottle labels? Since I got no idea what you meant by that.


You hypocrite!
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Postby Diego » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:04 am

Had to be Wiro, always pedantic like that.
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Postby lordcooper » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:05 am

Well, at least he doesn't have an apple on his face...
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Postby Diego » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:09 am

That'd be Rene Magritte's masterful absurdist artwork, but I wouldn't expect an unwashed Philistine such as yourself to know that. Lords aren't what they used to be.
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Postby lordcooper » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:20 am

Tis rather absurd.

Now compare that to the masterful and elegant strokes of Sandro Botticelli...
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