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Phalynx
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Postby Phalynx » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:22 pm

I laugh heartily but do not attempt to take the hill!
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:51 am

He plants a time bomb on the hill, runs down as it blows up killing everyone on the hill, then I walk up and take over.

I am King of the Hill
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.
As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby joo » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:17 pm

*Walks up behind the king calmly, then thwacks him on the head with his staff, causing him to roll down the side of the hill, unconcious*

I am the Lich King! (of the hill)
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Postby ADM598 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:55 pm

Blinded by gunshots, I stumble away from the hill vowing revenge and shaking my fist in the typical mad villain fashion...
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
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Postby trexdino » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:36 am

I freeze the hill to solid ice, then with a sledgehammer brack all the ice, cracking everybody into pieces as does the ice.

I am now the king.
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:36 am

Determined, I start to run as fast as I can up the hill...

But slip on some left over ice, fall flat on my face, and silently slide down the hill.

Maybe next time
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Postby trexdino » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:24 pm

Instead of getting fat like the last king for being king for a while, I am training myself, an army and building defenses on my hills that is frozen.

I am STILL kind of the hill. Muhahahahahaha
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:59 am

*Undermines the hill until it collapses and he's standing on the edge of the crater*

I'm king of the-not-a-crater-made-by-the-hill
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Postby formerly known as hf » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:07 am

*Seduces anti, who copulates furiously with her until pregnancy ensues.

Anti's lawful guardians disapprove and a shotgun wedding is arranged.

After said wedding, Anti's death by auto-erotic-asphyxiation is put down to 'accidental cuases*

As the rightful widow of the previous king, I declare myself Queen of this here hill
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Postby trexdino » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:48 am

A meteoright the sive of 15 Mount Everests hit the hill resulting in an even bigger K-T Event, then I land in a spaceshuttle and rebuild the hill out of steel in my image.

I am now the king, again
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Voltenion » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:19 am

*watches everyone killing them selfs, looking sad* But...bu...but...It was my birthday! How could you do this?! *looks at the king, angry* I'll have my revenge!!! *sits on the ground writting on a note* Soon my plan will be finished...ahah...MahauwawawMAWMUAWUAWUWAUWUAUAWHAUWHUAWUAWUWAHUAHAAWWUAUAHWUAUAW
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Postby trexdino » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:12 am

I sign a proclamation and my knights go out nd burn every single note and piece of paper that is not mine.
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Voltenion » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:05 pm

*while all your knights are occupied burning my useless notes I easily walk towards the hill and shove you down it* Hehehe! The notes were just decoys...
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Postby trexdino » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:50 am

*as I fall down the hill, I push the red button which destroyers the hill I built*

I am the King of the World. Muahahahahahaha.

*I make everything communist with universal health care and build myself a palace using undestructable material except by poking my knee*
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:42 am

I run around the bottom of the hill, running faster and faster and faster, untill a cyclone lifts everyone on and around the hill right to the top..


I am now King of the Bottom. Jealous?
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