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Postby west » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:15 pm

Nakranoth wrote:Hey, looks like I don't need to do anything :D

I wish silly people didn't impersonate government agencies.


You suddenly realize that Nietzsche was right and nobody is capable of being anything, thus even the agents of the FBI are only people impersonating governmental agents. Nobody is anything. Confronted with this realization you suddenly know what a failure you are and kill yourself in a fit of depression.

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Postby Nosajimiki » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:30 pm

it bites your giving you rabies... you die.

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Postby the_antisocial_hermit » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:42 pm

You and your girlfriend are placed on the opposite sides of Texas (i.e. Texhoma and Brownsville).

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Postby Nakranoth » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:53 pm

Done, but it's just you, no clothes included... and you need to know the exact polar coordinates in centimeters from the center of the universe...

*edit* I wish I could remember to make a wish Before pushing the submit button.
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Postby west » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:56 pm

Nakranoth wrote:Done, but it's just you, no clothes included... and you need to know the exact polar coordinates in centimeters from the center of the universe...


The universe doesn't have a center in the conventional sense.

You remember a great wish, but forget how to click Submit.

I wish I had a delicious donut.
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Postby Nakranoth » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:23 pm

west wrote:The universe doesn't have a center in the conventional sense.

(which is exactly why it's such a bastardized requirement :twisted:)

It was delicious... but also completely laced with arsnic... you die.

I wish I could opperate that darn Submit button... I mean, you're supposed to shake your cursor at it, right? I even tried tracing a star... it's not fair. wait... what's that button on my mous

*edit* I wish someone would continue this game.
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:34 am

It has, but out of nowhere you got hit in the head from a frying pan.

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Postby deadboy » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:38 am

They no longer do, but in order to do as you say I'm going to have to wish for this

I wish for one pound, and maybe if you can maybe spare it please but not if you can't may I please maybe have another penny?
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Postby Leo Luncid » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:59 am

No, you can have a pound; in fact, have a penny, too. *you've instantly been one pound heavier and is crushed from piles of stone-age currency amounting to one penny*

I wish for this: >.<
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Postby Pie » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:53 am

You're face is now freezed in that position.

I wish i had a peice of apple pie on this plate.
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Postby Nakranoth » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:54 am

Enjoy your tenth of a gram of pie... cannible.

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Postby Pie » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:58 pm

you fall into the cente of the earth and are then incinerated.

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Postby SekoETC » Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:41 pm

You notice your legs have been amputated from above the knee.

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Postby Elros » Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:09 pm

You get a "F" and have to redo the whole project again.

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Postby Sparkle » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:44 pm

You were flying and flew right into a plane's wing which knocked you unconscience and your now headed straight for the ground.

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